Welcome, Welcome. Come on in to the home of NGFL. Actually, NGFL is more of a philosophy than an organization, a universal truth shall we say. This truth has been discovered and passed down by many a man but not until now has anyone really shed light on it. Through many mishaps, embarassments, and busted relationships NGFL has been theorized tested and proven to be true. Of course the anti-statement of this has to be BGFF. What's that, you have no clue what I'm talking about? I'm talking about Nice Guys Finish Last. All you guys out there accesseing this site for the first time have already had hundreds of NGFL experiences. Call upon the studies, research, and expert opinions of Smo and Gro. LADIES BEWARE!!! MEN sit back and enjoy. This site is for those of us who've been stomped on and looked over, and through it all we've persevered to be the "nice guy"!!!

This site is not a "woman-bashing site". If you wackos would read the information about the page you would clearly see that we love women. We have had 3 people, so far, jump down our throats about this site. They obviously have no sense of humor, and by saying what they said, they were showing complete ignorance. If we receive anymore B.S. from you crazy fools, action will be taken beyond the straight forward, brutally honest e-mails that have been sent out. This is a site of humor. Please go through these pages and laugh. Do not send us a bunch of B.S. showing us your ignorance, and also, be sure you know what this site is all about (understanding the truth of NGFL) before you go off. For those of you that understand this site, please ignore this note. We appreciate you and your sense of humor. Thank you for sharing and giving to the community.

This note was brought to you by NGFL on behalf of Smo and the entire NGFL community. This note was sponsored and paid for by the following: NGFL: Shedding light on an age old truth, Schmucks: We take pride in what we are, and Insanity: The only way to find sanity in this world is by being like us.