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Case Study: The Search for Hubb Continues

*Screen fades in. We see Smo and Gro in the Slappedmobile heading across the country on their search for Hubb. Smo is over in the passenger seat asleep. His tongue is hanging out and drool is running down his face.

Gro: *yawns* We've been on the road a long time, huh Smo?

Smo: . . .

Gro: Smo?!

*Smo jerks and struggles to open his eyes against the bright morning sun. He straightens up and notices the drool on his face.

Smo: Yuck!! *wipes off the drool with his shirt* I could have gone swimming in all that. Why didn't you tell me I was drooling?!

Gro: I did but you must have been asleep or something.

Smo: Yea, I must have. I feel all nasty now.

Gro: Well, while I was doing all this driving with nobody talk to, I started thinking.

Smo: Uh-oh. This definitely isn't good.

Gro: Shutup! We left NGFL Studios to go search for Hubb, but we have no idea where we're going. We've been driving all night, and all we know we could have passed him hours ago.

Smo: Actually we just passed him about 30 seconds ago.

Gro: Oh, that means we're not too far away from him then.

Smo: Yea, at least we know that much.

Gro: Wait a sec. What did you just say about Hubb?

Smo: I said we passed him about 30 seconds ago.

Gro: How in hades do you know that?!?

Smo: Cause I just saw him and some chick walk into that restaurant back there.

Gro: Oh, well that's better than me thinking you're a freaking genius. I got scared for a minute.

Smo: Doh! I should have told you I calculated it all in my head.

Gro: Yea, but you had to ruin it by saying you just saw Hubb walk in that restaurant back there.

Smo: Not just Hubb. He was with some chick.

Gro: I'd hope so. I hope he's not stupid enough to travel this far without a real reason.

*The Slappedmobile phone rings.

Smo: *picks up phone* Hello.

Manny: Hey Smo, how's the search going?

Smo: We were afraid we had traveled hours and hours away from Hubb because we have no clue where we're going, but that was changed when I saw Hubb and some chick walk into a restaurant about 5 minutes ago.

Manny: Oh good. I guess that means you found him.

Smo: No, we're still driving down the road trying to find Hubb.

Manny: But you just said you saw him about 5 minutes ago.

Smo: Yea that's right.

Manny: Then why didn't you guys stop and go after him?

Smo: *light bulb goes off over his head* Holy green googles, Groman!!! *drops the phone* We're looking for Hubb, and I just saw Hubb. That means we better turn around and go back after him!!

Gro: Huh??!?! By jove, you're right!!

*Gro hits the E-brake and turns the wheel. The Slappedmobile looks pretty sweet and professional as it goes into the 180 turn around, but it keeps going.....and going.....and going. Camera cuts into the cockpit.

Smo: Whoa...whoa....whoa...whoa....Everything is going around and around and around.....whoa...whoa...

Gro: *turning green* I'm about to...ugh

Smo: *seeing Gro about to puke* whoa..whoa...whoa... OH NO!! DO NOT puke! *fumbles around inside the glove box* Where's that button.....ah-ha!

*Smo finds the Slappedmobile's slapped too many times button and pushes it. The car comes to an immediate halt.

Gro: *sigh of relief* Thank you. I'm glad you remembered that was there.

Smo: Hey, we're NGFL. We are always prepared. Good thing we got this little button installed. There's nothing like getting slapped and being sent into a non-stop spin.

Gro: Tell me about it. Now what's going on?

Smo: *Grabs his head* ARG... headache city, dude! Uhhhh... I think we're looking for Hubb.

Gro: Right!

*Gro punches the Slappedmobile into gear and takes off. The Slappedmobile flies down the road passing cars left and right.

Gro: All right Smo, where's that restaurant?

Smo: *still holding his head* Aaaaahhhh....ugh...uhh...*bangs head onto dashboard* That's much better. What was the question?

Gro: Where's that restaurant?

Smo: In the other direction.

Gro: DOH!!!! I'm not hitting the E-brake again.

*Gro slowly brings the Slappedmobile to a stop and uses a gas station to turn around.

Gro: Ok Smo, I pay attention to the road and you play navigator.

Smo: Ok. *points ahead* It's right there.

Gro: All right.

*Gro begins slowing down as they approach the restaurant. Hubb and the girl walk out.

Smo: There they are!! There they are!!

*Smo quickly rolls down the window and hangs his head out.

Smo: HUBB!!!! HUBB!!!!!!

*Hubb turns around and waves and continues walking to his car.

Smo: *looking confused* Huh? There's no other guy that tall and lanky with a beard like that. That has to be him.

Gro: Yea, that's definitely got to be him. I'll just have to follow him. *looks of delight fill his face*

Smo: Hehehehehehe.... yea let's have some fun.

*As Hubb pulls out of the restaurant parking lot, Gro follows right behind.

-----15 minutes later-----

Gro: I wonder if he's actually going anywhere or if he's having fun and just seeing how long we'll follow him?

Smo: Surely he actually has a destination. If doesn't take that girl somewhere to have a little fun, then we're all gonna beat the crap out of him when we gets back.

Gro: True, true. I'd hope he'd take that girl somwhere to be alone.

*Smo and Gro continue following.

-----2 hours later-----

Gro: I don't think our gas is going to hold out much longer. Surely, he's in the same shape.

Smo: . . .

*Gro looks over to see Smo asleep.

Gro: SMO!!!

Smo: *jerks* Yea, yea. I'll talk wherever you want to go baby.

*Gro punches Smo.

Smo: *jerks and sits up* Huh?! Huh?!

Gro: Don't ever call me baby again!

Smo: What? I didn't call you baby. I was talking to...*looks around*... Hey!! Where did she go!

Gro: Uhhh, dude. Why would a she be in here?

Smo: Dangit!! That dream was so real. Arg!!

Gro: *Laughing* Anyway, we're gonna run out of gas pretty soon.

Smo: I can't believe we're still driving. What's wrong with this fool?!

Gro: I don't know but.....

*The car they're following begins slowing down and turns on its blinker.

Smo: All right. Now we're getting somewhere.

Gro: It's about time.

*The convoy takes a road into a nice little suburb. The car pulls into a house and Smo and Gro pull over in front.

Gro: Woo hoo! Finally, we've stopped.

*Smo and Gro get out of the car to greet Hubb and his female partner.

Gro: Hey Hubb, it's about time you stopped somewhere.

*Hubb turns around to reveal a face that.......isn't Hubb.

Strange character: Who's Hubb and who are you two losers!!??

Gro: *shock fills his face* AAAHHH!!!

Smo: AAAHHH!!! What the....?!??!?!

*Smo and Gro both turn around and jump back into the Slappedmobile and take off.

Smo: What just happened?

Gro: Didn't we just follow Hubb for 2 hours?!

Smo: I thought so.

Gro: You dummy! You wouldn't know cause you fell asleep. Crap, crap, crap. What happened?!

*Slappedmobile phone rings.

Smo: *picks up phone* Hello.

Hubb: Hey Smo, what are you guys doing?

Smo: *confused* Huh? Who is this?

Hubb: This is Hubb you idiot! Who else has this number?

Smo: Well since you asked, Bud and Manny.

Hubb: True, but I was just calling to see how you guys are to let you know that I'm doing great. I finally met up with my girl, and we're having fun spending time together.

Smo: We just spent 2 hours following you only to find out it wasn't you.

Hubb: *laughing* Sounds like you two guys are having fun.

Smo: Oh yea, a blast. Where are you anyway?

Hubb: I thought you knew that I was going to see my girl in......

*Phone fills with static and cuts off. A dialtone follows.

Smo: AHHH!!! *drops the phone* You piece of crap!

Gro: What'd you call me?!?!

Smo: Piece of crap phone! Hubb was about to tell me where he was, then the connection was lost.

Gro: DOH!!!

*Screen fades to black as Smo and Gro continue their aimless journey in search of Hubb.