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Case Study: Bud Tries to Shine

Editor's Note: The romantic/macking scenes of this Case Study were brought to you by Smo. As you should be able to tell, Smo is the real natural at being a gentlemen and knowing how to treat the ladies. Yet, in real life he still finishes last. Bud, in no way, was involved in the making of this Case Study. This is just a note to give credit where credit is due. Smo is the real mack daddy. Thank you for your time and enjoy our show.

* As screen fades in we see Bud in the midst of a full out panic attack.

Bud: Ok Bud calm down. It's ok, noone will ever even know, and I mean Smo and Gro are gone. You HAVE to have someone to keep you company, and as a nice guy you are allowed to date, but YOU know better than to bring a FEMALE into the NGFL studios and take her deep into HQ.

*Bud repeatedly bangs head into the wall.

Bud: Stupid...Stupid...stupid..STUPID!

*Bud walks to the NGFL news desk and shrinks into the chair.

Bud: *To the Camera* Hello and welcome to NGFL : Case Studies. I'm Bud filling in for Smo and Gro, who are chasing after the missing Hubb.

*Manny comes rolling through already seated in his news chair.

Manny: Sorry I'm late.

Bud: Just getting started. As you see I am joined by Manny, but first we have just recieved a call from Smo and he is on the line with us now.

*Picture of Smo comes on the screen and we hear his voice.

Smo: This is Smo reporting from the Slappedmobile. As you can tell, we did not die. We are alive and well and still searching for the Hubb. I hope you two guys are behaving yourselves while we're gone.

Manny: Of course Smo, you know we can handle things. Right Bud?

Bud: *nervously* Yea, we have everything under control.

Manny: Anyway you guys keep up the search.

Smo: We shall, but we're stopped now. Gro had to go in for tacos.

*Gro's voice is heard distinctly in the background.

Gro: Nope he's not hiding in my taco or even in the bean burritos.

Smo: Yea well we're out. From the Slappedmobile....

Bud: Take your time guys and uhm find Hubb.

*Screen goes down as phone disconnects.

Manny: Bud, dude what's up with you?

Bud: I'm not feeling too well, Manny.

Manny: Interesting. By the way you're acting, I'd think you were taking a female into the secret NGFL HQ. Good thing I know you'd never do that. I mean, you're not head of intelligence and security for no reason.

*Manny takes off into the backstage area.

Bud: *talking to himself* Oh man, I've really screwed up now. I promised her! I'm such an idiot. All I care about is getting my mack on and getting a little attention and having some fun. I'm run by my own sex drive. If I don't do this, she'll leave, and I'll be left alone with nothing. But the guys are my friends! They trust me, and I've betrayed everyone of them. Even Hubb would trust me even though he's disappeared.

*Phone rings.

Bud: *picks up receiver* Hello.

Hubb: Hey Bud, where's Smo and Gro.

Bud: *freaking out* Uhhh..uhh.uhhhh.uhhh.uhhhh...who is this?!?

Hubb: This is Hubb you idiot! What's wrong with you? You haven't gotten the studio in trouble have you?

Bud: Uhhh...*shaking frantically*.. No, no, no, no, no, no...n--n-n--o...t-t-t-rouble h-h-here.

Hubb: Has the weather changed there or something? You sound like your freezing.

Bud: N--n-n-no everything i-i-is fine.

Hubb: Yea..uhh..anyway, where is Smo and Gro.

Bud: They're out looking for Hubb.

Hubb: Hmmm..interesting. Well I was calling to tell them how things are going and to see how they were, but oh well. I'll just let them continue searching. I can see them now in those silly spandex outfits in the funked up Slappedmobile thinking they're all cool. Peace out, Bud.

*Click and dialtone.

Bud: Oh...I have really, royally, fully screwed myself over this time.

*Knock is heard.

Bud: AHAHHHHAHHAAHAHH!!!! She's here, she's here, she's here.....wait a sec, I'm Bud. I'm mack daddy, prince o' pappy. I've got to calm down and just try and get my mack on without mention of HQ.

*Bud walks over to a mirror and begins posing. Taking deep breathes to calm down, he looks at himself very arrogantly.

Bud: I am the mack smackin', girl gettin', chick magnet pickin' up machine. Yea. *Flicks collar disco style*

*Disco music begins playing in the background.

Singer from music track: "You can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a ladies man, a business man...."

*As music plays Bud begins walking towards the door. A feeling of John Travolta from Satruday Night Fever fills the studio.

Bud: *opening the door* Hey baby.

Girl: You silly boy. Why is your collar messed up? *Fixes his collar.

Bud: *embarrassed* Oh, sorry. I was just uhhh.. in a hurry when I heard the knock. Just kinda threw the shirt on so you wouldn't have wait so long.

Girl: I waited for like five minutes before you answered.

Bud: Heh, uhh.. Yea sorry about that. Things have been kinda ..uhhh... crazy around here.

Girl: I can imagine with the loser loons you've got around here. No wonder those guys can't ever get dates. They're such dorks.

Bud: *feeling offended but hiding it* Yea, well... I guess that's why I stick around. Someone's got to make the place look good.

Girl: *coming on to Bud* No one else could do it better than you, sweetie. *running her finger across his chest*

Bud: *thinking to himself* Heck yea! Things are finally looking good, she hasn't said one word about HQ.

Girl: *closing on Bud seductively* I'm glad I was lucky enough to find you and to get to know you. *brings her lips right next to his*

Bud: *going in to kiss the girl* Don't make me blush, baby. You know I'm the lucky one to have found you.

*The girl backs off just as their lips touch and Bud's head falls as he feels defeat.

Girl: Acting normal... so when are you going to show me HQ?

Bud: *listening to the inside of his head* @#$#%$#@$#%J$!!!!! NO!!!!! The tables have just turned and the plot has just thickened. What is a sex symbol like me to do? What would that guy on the cover of GQ do?

*Bud gently grabs the girl's hand.

Bud: You didn't think I was going to break my promise did you? *gently rubbing his thumb over the back of her hand* I thought we could have a little alone time.

Girl: I want to see this big secret HQ you told me about.

Bud: *back to the inside of his head* *panic attack* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do?!?!?!?!??! *begins crying* I can't betray the guys, but she's sooooo hot! The guys would kill me, but to have a piece of this would be worth my torture! I could go get some beer and just chill, or maybe go and undress and throw plums and eggplants around my room. I always enjoy doing that. I could go listen to Yanni and try to meditate and go into that state of mind where I'm frolicking in fields full of daisies. *snaps out of his world*

Girl: *aggravated* Well... *puts hand on her hip and shifts her head* I want to see this big "secret".

Bud: Huh...what? You want to see what?

Girl: You're so silly. *moving in seductively* You know what you get for showing me the "secret". *begins running her hands through his hair*

Bud: *getting all excited* And you know I want it soooo bad. You're so hott and sexy. I'm not talking about just your body either. You're personality is so attractive to me. You're eyes are the prettiest stars I've ever seen. Your soft skin is better than my old favorite baby blanket that I used to sleep under every night. Your hair is like beauty as object just flowing in the wind. Your smell is so sweet that I'd run myself to death just to smell you again.

Girl: *showing signs of being flattered* Oh, that's sooooo sweet. I wished all other guys talked to me like you. Where have you been all my life?

Bud: I've been asking myself the same question about you. I've been waiting for you for years. Now that I've found you, I don't know how I've survived this long without you.

Girl: *moving closer to Bud* I never realized how lucky I was. You're sweeter than any of the other "JERKS" I've dated.

*The girl moves in and rubs her lips across Bud's cheek and down his neck.

Bud: *inside his head* Ooooohhh yeaaaaaa. I didn't realize I was such a natural. She's completely forgotten about HQ. *back to the outside* Baby, I'm not part of this NGFL stuff for nothing. Somebody's got to be here to treat you right.

*Bud kisses her forehead.

Girl: I'm sure you know how to do it, too. And you're gonna keep good on your promise by showing me HQ.

Bud: *inside his head (yes, again)* *begins bawling* This is never going to end. I've never known the tables to turn this much in one episode. Smo's not even here to witness this! I can't believe this. Every time I think I've won, I taste defeat! *bawls*

Girl: Are we gonna go see this big "secret" you've promised me or not?!

*The screen fades out as Bud has gotten himself stuck, hard, between a rock and a very hard place.*