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Case Study: Sexy Man, Sexy Man

*Screen fades in. We see Smo, Gro, and Hubb sitting behind the NGFL desk.

Smo: Hello, hello, and hello. It's time for yet another painful look into the life of the nice guy.

Gro: Yes and today is one heck of a show.

*A faint, evil laugh is heard. It slowly becomes louder and louder.

Gro: Ok Hubb, what's so funny.

Hubb: Muwhahahahahahahahahha..... *stroking devilishy pointy beard* I've done it!! Muwahahahahahaha.... This time I've really done it!!

Smo: Done what? Lost your friggin' mind!!

Gro: Yo Smo, I think Hubb took a leap off the idiot cliff.

*From off the stage an indistinct, angered yell is heard.

Smo and Gro (in unison): What the heck?

Hubb: Oops...

Gro: What do you mean....oops?

*A clean shaven Hubb enters appearing rather peaved.

Smo: This is freaky.

Gro: You can say that again.

Smo: This is freaky.

Gro: What's going on?

Clean Shaven Hubb: Yea, well, I have some explaining to do.

Smo: No kidding.

Clean Shaven Hubb: Yea, well, see... I ran across some info on the internet that told how to clone yourself. After a little DNA and gene manipulation, I created a jerk Hubb to do a little experiment.

Gro: I told you you were too smart for your own good.

Jerk Hubb: Let's just watch the tape.

Smo: What tape?

Hubb: Well, I taped an experiment on how nice guys finish last. First, I approached a girl and asked for a date, then Jerk Hubb did the same.

Smo: We all know what happened, do we even have to run this?

Jerk Hubb: Just put it in! I mean come on, who doesn't want to see me get my mack on?

*Hubb, Smo, and Gro raise their hands.

Jerk Hubb: Oh well, watch it anyway!

*Screen cuts to daylight outside the NGFL Studio.

Hubb: Hello, this is Hubb on the street with a very special NGFL demonstration. I'm here to...

*Fuzzy lines fill the screen and suddenly Bud pops up.

Bud: I hope this was a blank tape. Oh well, let me get my sexy dance on.

*Bud begins dancing around the screen in Chip & Dale fashion. He briefly pauses to make a few armpit noises.

Bud: Sexy man, sexy man does what a sexy man can!

*Screen cuts back to the NGFL desk. Smo and Gro are rolling on the floor laughing and Hubb and his Jerk counterpart are mad.

*Bud walks in.

Bud: *looking confused* What's going on in here guys? Did I miss something?

Smo: *trying to compose himself* You missed....<

Bud: OH MY!!! There are two Hubbs!!!! What the....?!?!?!??!?!?!

Jerk Hubb: Yea, yea. I'm the Jerk Counterpart of the real Hubb.

Smo: Yea.. *laughing* you should see their "experiment tape".

*Smo and Gro continue laughing now to the point of crying.

Bud: Was it that bad? I mean we all knew what would happen, right?

Hubb: *muttering under his breath* Just watch.

*Jerk Hubb re-runs the clip. Camera cuts to Bud who looks like he's fixing to pee in his pants.

*Smo and Gro are laughing hard tears are shooting out of their eyes, and they can't even breathe correctly.

Bud: Uhh...uhhh....uhhhh

Hubb: You ruined my experiment with your little...your little...*light bulb goes off over Hubb's head*. Wait a sec, exactly what is the point of taping yourself stripping and making armpit noises?!?

Bud: Uhhh..uhh...uhhh

Hubb: *begins thinking* You know, I know some guys over at NBC that would love to have this tape. They could use it on their new comedy hour.

Bud: *hangs head in shame* If I tell you what the tape was, will you promise not to hand it over to NBC?

Hubb: *thinks for a few moments* Yes, I believe the purpose of this tape would be worth that promise.

Bud: The girl I was with the other night wanted to tape me dancing and turning her on.

Hubb: *seems amused* Well...were you..."turning" her on?

Bud: Of course. Who do you think I am?! You know the armpit squeaks get them everytime.

*Smo and Gro suddenly stop laughing and abruptly straighten up in their chairs.

Smo: What?!?!?!

Gro: Huh???

Hubb: You've got to be kidding!

*Hubb, Gro, and Smo exchange looks of amusement and confusion.

Bud: Guys...you know I get some every night of the week. I'm a girl's toy. I think that's the only thin thread I have holding me onto this organization. I can't hold a meaningful relationship for nothing.

Hubb: Well, we're out of time for today. But you all heard it here first. Dancing Chip & Dale style while making armpit noises gets the ladies everytime. Until next time, this is Hubb signing off.

*Screen fades to black.