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Case Study: The Return of...


*Camera fades in on Smo and Hubb behind the traditional NGFL desk.

Smo: Welcome back to round 2 of "oh my, who was I about to date".

Hubb: Yes folks we have a shocker for ya. It appears to me Smo was about to go out with......

*Suddenly Hubb get's knocked completely outta his chair by a flying human body.

Smo: Who in the!?!?!?!?....

*Hubb Groans as he is tossed off stage and the mysterious body turns around to reveal........record scratches to a halt.............Gro?!?

Gro: I hate it when people take my seat. Sheesh!

Smo: Uhm dude, what the heck are you doing here?!??

Gro: What do you mean, man. I am a founding father you know.

Smo: Yea but you were in exile for having a girlfriend.

Gro: Yes but what is the name of the show? So yes, once again you can guess what has happened.

Smo: The name of the show is Nice Guys Finish Last. Now why are you here?

Gro: I'm a nice guy finishing last plus I'm a founder duh...

Smo: No, I don't think you are hearing me. Your booty was kicked out of here cause went off and became part of the .0000000234323% of nice guys that actually get somewhere with women. So why exactly are you here?

Gro: She dumped me....

Smo: *jaw drops* No way!?!?! A nice guy got dumped?!? Who's leg are you trying to pull?!

*The sarcasm alarm goes off all over the studio. A voice comes over the loudspeaker...

Voice: Excuse me, uhh Smo, that was a little bit too much sarcasm on that last remark. Please clean up your act.

Smo: *Looks around in shock* Who in the.... I want to know who put that stupid alarm in this studio!!

*Onstage walks BUD.

Bud : Sorry Smo, I heard Gro was coming back so I tried to make the studio heartbreak proof.

Gro: Thanks Bud but please don't make any changes for me I like the old studio the way it is.

Smo: Yea you know we all really wanna take care of Mr. Whiner here.

*alarm goes off again.

Bud: I'm going I'm going.

Gro: So Smo which case were we fixen to do?

Smo: With all the excitement around here, I seem to have forgotten. I think we should have made a huge deal with your return, but it's a little late for that now.

Gro: Well, not necessarily.

*Gro walks off and Hubb takes Gro's seat.

Hubb: Welcome to today's Case Study. In today's news we have a shocking story for all of you.

*Knock is heard.

Smo: Huh?!?! That's never happened before.

Hubb: *speaking loudly* Come in!!!

*The room suddenly hits slow motion as the studio door opens and smoke poors into the room. Everyone in the studio turns their attention to the door as a shadow appears.

Hubb: What the?!?!?

*Smo begins gagging and hacking from all the smoke. Bud runs in wearing a gas mask.

Bud: *talking on walkie talkie* I need backup, repeat, I need backup! We've got a full out attack coming our wave.

*Camera switches to Hubb as he passes out.

Smo: What the....

*Cloud of smoke clears and out comes Gro with loud music blaring and a welcome back Gro sign cascading form the roof.

Smo: Kinda over doing it huh man?

Gro: Yea well I thought it might come in handy to have it put in.

Bud: *still on walkie talkie* Stand down it's just Gro.

*Bud Drags Hubb's body off to the side.

Gro: So like I said where were we?

Smo: I don't know man, it's getting to the point of stopping this thing.

Gro: Yea, I think you're right, we've gone long enough for one case study.

Smo: Well folks, as you can see, Gro has returned. This might be a sign for more case studies, but then again.... it might not. You'll just have to wait and see.

Gro: That's right! I'm back with a vengence, but although Hubb was kicked out of his seat, we will be sure to add another chair to our desk and make this THE TRIO. I want to hear Hubb's stories.

Smo: As do I, Gro... As do I. Until next time. Peace.

*Screen fades to black.
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