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Music plays and the screen fades in as we see two guys in suits sitting across from each
other.
Gro: I'm Gro...this is Smo and welcome to NGFL: The Case Studies.
Smo: Yes, here we will give our investigative reports on NGFL.
Gro: Tonight we're dealing with the study of one Sojh Shcorg.
Smo: We're doing what?!?
Gro: Yes Sojh Shcorg.
Smo: Interesting...
Gro: A loser in love, and he keeps coming back for more.
Smo: The usual story of all our "experiments".
Gro: Our bro here has been seen opening doors for ladies, showing sympathy in times of need
and...playin' the case of the third wheel....arg!!
*In studio crowd is heard oooing and ahhhing....
Smo: Oh poor guy...
Gro: He's been played, frayed and now...displayed for the world to see his mistakes.
Smo: What is wrong with the world today? (lowers head in shame)
Gro: Let's take our boys misadventures in the realm of falling for a friend.
Smo: Oh, there's the first mistake.
Gro: How true my friend..how true... It all started a couple of years ago when our boy thought
he was the mack, he had these 2 girls showin' him mad attention, and he being the guy he was
didn't choose to pursue one over the other because of his fear of hurting the feelings
of either.
*An annoying alarm sounds....
Gro: *RETARD ALERT* *RETARD ALERT*
Smo: I swear I've heard this story before...
Gro: So the next year his choices were made simpler he thought....WRONG!
Smo: The plot thickens...
Gro: Instead of one girl dropping out of the picture both ladies did and the one he liked
most fell for his best friend *ack* *ack*
Smo: *(Pulls out the...) *creepy music plays* (bestfriendjustgotthegirl gun)...
Gro: So thinking he still had a chance Sojh went after this one lady, inviting her over
thinkin' she liked him when the whole time she was playin' him like a chump to get to
his friend.
*music starts....
Smo: *sings* Like a chump, hey!..like a chump, hey!....
*generic plane crash sound fx plays....
Gro: Oh and down in flames he went.
*Sprinkler system comes on
Gro: But the fun has just begun after wasting a portion of his life on this one girl who was
just wrong for him (this is another story) he straightened himself out again.
Smo: This might be getting better...
Gro: Back to chumpville though....
Smo: nevermind... foo!
Gro: Not too long ago this mysterious lady returns to our *cough* chumps *cough* life.
Smo: Will the cycle continue?
Gro: He tried to mack to hard on this same girl and fell for someone he never planned on and
will never see again..(looks into side camera) we're talking a hottie, with a killer
personality.... So....
Smo and Gro in unison: NGFL LOSER!!!!
Gro: Man I wish I...I mean Sohj really wishes he could be like Manny...(starts fidgeting
nervously)
Smo: Yea Manny is the only guy I know that can get all the ladies...
Gro: That's all for tonight's study. (lowers head and starts to sob)
It's not fair, it's not fair..
Smo: Next time we will be looking into.... "The Smo Story"
Gro: psst...Hey dummy you're supposed to change your name around so they don't know it's you...
Smo: Oh crap!! I mean next time we'll be presenting our case study on...uhh... I can't think
of anything good....oh well screw it...
Music plays and screen fades out.
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