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Case Study: Presenting...Smo and Smo

*Smo and Gro are seen on stage with a band behind them. Smo's on lead guitar and Gro has an acoustic and is taking the lead vocals position, the screen pans down past their shoulders We see Smo and Gro in their boxers.

*Split screen both simaultaneously sit up in their respective beds.

Smo and Gro in unison: Whoa, what a dream!!

*Screen goes to the studio.

Hubbard: Welcome to a new episode of NGFL: Cast Studies. We send our apologies for the lack of shows in the past few days. Smo and Gro had to take time off to find THE perfect announcer. I was right under there noses, but they're too stupid to figure it out right away. I mean....well nevermind what I mean. Here's Smo and Gro.

*Camera pans around the studio then goes to Smo and Gro who are behind the desk.

Gro: Hello and yes it is us back after a short vacation.

Smo: Yea, the Carribbean, transparent blue oceans, chicks walking around with hardly anything on... (Ponders a few moments) How can you get any better than that?

Gro: If you haven't noticed, we added two official members, and would like to take time to thank and honor them.

Smo: Uhh, thank you and...uhh...we honor you.

*Smo and Gro pull out two medals. One inscribed with "Hub-dub" and the other "BUD".

Gro: Here "Hub" to a loyal friend and compadre and true NGFL'er for life.

Smo: Hubbard is the greatest!

Gro: And BUD.....BUD I almost took your medal back and had it melted down after what you told me the other night, but Smo and I decided to overlook that so here you go.

Smo: Yea, ever ladies' man finishes last once or twice in his lifetime. Now we would like to play this video for you.

*TV rises from a compartment in the floor. It begins playing. The new NGFL "Girls Suck" song is playing. The background is a mosaic consisting of memory filled pictures from the history of NGFL.

Video Commentator: Today is a special day in the history of NGFL. Looking back on memories past and looking forward into the future, we can see many more NGFL experiences. The nice guy will always finish last. The jerks will always get the women. Today we recognize two outstanding individuals for the suffering they have gone through. (3D Digitally Animated model of Hubbard fades in the screen) Chris "Hub-dub" Hubbard, NGFL honors you on this day for all you have meant and contributed to the cause. (Commentator begins crying) All your late night posts on the message board, you're support for the song, all that you have done. Allowing us to shoot an episode in the Rockies, laughing at Smo when he got attacked by the mountain woman. "Hub-dub," we award you this honor. Welcome to the NGFL family as an official member and not just a fan. (Model of Hubbad fades out. Model of Bud fades in) Corey "Bud" Henley, although you have finished first more than most of us, we still recognize the times you didn't make it. Today we award this honor for you're suffering, you're support, and for just being a fan. (Model of Bud fades out) Let the future of NGFL become the present. ("Girls Suck" increases in volume as the screen fades out and TV lowers back into the floor)

*A blur swings past the screen.

Gro: Whoa what was that?

Smo: Uhhh, I'm not sure. (Pushes button on remote) The tables have turned.

Gro: Bud your the new secruity. Go check that out.

BUD: Aye, aye.

*Bud takes off toward after the blur went. A commotion is heard. Smo and Gro run off to see what happens. They find Bud lying face first on the ground. They pull him up and there is an imprint of his body in the concrete.

Smo: Whoa! You must have got hit hard.

Bud: Ughhh....

Gro: It doesn't look like he's going to be of any help to us if we were to ask questions. Let's go after the blur.

*Smo and Gro take off through the studio. A commotion is heard upstairs in the announcers booth. Smo runs up to see what it was. There's a cutout of Hubbard's body in the wall. Hubbard is no where to be found.

Smo: Uhhhh, Hubbard's gone, but there's a cutout of him in the wall.

Gro: Wow that's quite a nice cut out wait we gotta go I'll take the east you get the west...

*Smo and Gro split up and take off through the studio. Gro turns a corner and sees Smo hopping across the stage on a pogo stick. Gro, very confused, walks over to see what's going on.

Gro: Uhh, Smo we just split. How did you get in here so fast and why are you on that pogo stick?!

Smo: (singing) Little bunny fu-fu, hopping through the forest, ran into a woman, and never saw Springfield again...

Gro: Uhhh, Smo? (Knocks on Smo's head) Anybody in there?

*Smo comes running into the room with Gro and Smo.

Smo: I can't find the thing anywhere...(freezes in his tracks) What the heck?!?!? That looks like me.

Gro: (Goes beyond confused) Whoa, whoa! Things have just gotten weird.

Smo on Pogo stick: (singing) Little bunny fu-fu, hopping through the city, ran in front a taxi, and.....(pause).....(ear piercing scream) SPLAT!!!!!!!!!! bunny fu-fu is dead!

Smo: (Covering ears) What the....?!?!??!?!

*Smo on the pogo stick leaves the stage area and hops into another part of the studio. Gro and Smo stand in bewilderment.

Gro: Whoa dude whoever this is, has freak toys, maybe we should stay together.

Smo: Uhh, sure.

*Smo and Gro take off through the studio and suddenly are attacked from, by what looks to be like, Hubbard.

Gro: What the....

Smo: Argh!!

Gro: Wait let's not draw conclusions. Remember there was the robot or whatever that looked like you.

Smo: Uhhh, right.

*Smo and Gro take off after their attacker. They round a corner and enter the next room.

Gro: Oh my there must be fifteen Hubbards in here...

Smo: How will we find the real one....

Gro: Easy...Gro pulls out his chocolate bazooka and one Hubbard ducks.

Smo: I thought that only worked on girls.

Gro: Ha! Even artificial intelligience has flaws.

*Gro blasts the fake Hubbards, covering them in a thick chocolate ooze rendering them helpless.

Gro: Stick with us Hub....

Smo: I thought you were a goner.

*A loud voice is heard.

Voice: Where ya going I'm right here.

Gro: huh???

Smo: Mommmmmmmiiiiie!!!

Voice: You guys really should have made me a member.

Smo: I know who it i....

Voice: No duh sherlock it's me....Kelsy.

*Kelsy walks out into the open with a gun pointed at Smo and Gro, and a big shiny necklace hanging around her neck.

Kelsy: Drop your bazooka Gro or I'll drop you.

Gro: Fine (drops bazooka)

Kelsy: Who's the smart one now buddy.

Gro: Not you.

*The three dive behind a desk for cover as Gro depresses his pen and chocolate flies everywhere throughout the room.

Smo: Great stuff.

Gro: You really should be careful who you accept gift from.

Smo: This was so stupid, if people laugh at this I'll be surprised.

*Screen Fades to black*

Announcer: Hey wait do I get to say something to close???

Gro: Not you. (Blast is heard)