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| Case Study: Clickin' Loneliness |
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*Screen and music fade in we see Gro and no Smo.
Gro: Hola from single land this is Gro and by my side *Gro looks over where Smo normally sits. Gro: Oh yea there is no one by me tonight. Tonight I take on the show by myself. *We see the mysterious bottle from the first couple epsiodes return. Gro: So tonight we talk about what you guys want....Here's our first caller...speak to me caller you're on NGFL: Case Studies. Caller: Hi my name is Chuck Iwanna and I just wanna say I love what you guys are doing. It has greatly helped my life. Gro: Uhm well thank ya Chuck we aim to please here, any questions? Caller: Yea where's Smo? Gro: He's uh... thanks for calling. *Click is heard* Gro: Our next caller is from right near our home studio...hello caller your on NGFL: Case Studies. Caller2: Hey man my name is Don Messedup I gotta problem. Gro: That's what I'm here for. Caller2: I relly want to hook up with this chick but we've been friends for over a year. How do I let her know I like her like that? Gro: You don't pal it's too late you should have payed closer attention to yesterday's episode. Thanks for calling. *Gro reaches back for the mysterious bottle. Gro: Looks like we got a female caller...in the words of Smo the plot has thickened.....hey there you're on NGFL: Case Studies shoot away. *Camera cuts to the microwaved marshmallow. Gro: Hey there you're on NGFL: Case Studies shoot away. LadyCaller: I think you are the most pathetic loser. I wish you would quit whining about everything and just live your life and you really should quit being a baby, by the way my name is... Gro: I know who you are RJ so buh bye *Dial tone is heard over the open air as we see Gro send two security guards to guard the doors. Gro: Just making sure things don't get violent. *Gro pulls out a mail bag with one lone letter in it* Gro: Wow one lone letter and it's from a lady. *Gro opens the letter and procees to read aloud. Gro: "Hi I think Smo is the hottest guy I've ever met. I've been stalikng him for over a year now and I've almost got him to give in once, and HOW DARE YOU HANG UP ON ME..." *Gro immediately rips the letter up and sends it through the paper shredder and then burns it in a metal can* Gro: Dang RJ sheesh....We're doing a first here today folks we're cutting away for a commercial... *Commercial plays. Commercial: Do you wish you were taller, do you wish you were thinner do you wish that you were smarter, well you'll never be so that's why you should eat coco losers the only cerial specifically made for those who can't get a date and will never finish first in their lives. Coco Losers has ten times the fat and stuff you should have that's why they're so good. We figure, hey you'll never have a date so eat Coco Losers. *Screen fades back into Gro who is seen putting a box of coco losers under the desk. Gro: (With full mouth) Welcmmm bck flkkkss.. (swallows) Welcome back on to our next caller... Hi you know where this is so your on. Caller: The nerve of you to hang u... *Click. Gro: Can we get a real caller please? I mean throw me a friggin bone here. *Bone hits Gro in the head. Gro: Ouch.....thanks smart alec....looks like we've got another female caller, caller your on NGFL: Case Studies. Caller: Hi my name is Nev Agonnawin and I just wanna say we girls go through the same things you guys do. I mean so what that I could win Miss Teen America I never ever get the guys I want. I mean I want the hunk that's gonna smack me around cheat on me and treat me like dirt but no he's taken, all I get are these losers who want to treat me nice and do nice things for me how pathetic can you get? *Gro is seen turning the bottle up and slamming it down. Gro: Goodbye (mutters) stupid ignorant. Caller: What's that? Gro: I said goodbye and try the fish (click) time for another commercial. Commercial: Like the taste of fish? Well How about Steak? Both are good aren't they? Well why not try Stish tastes like Steak, tastes like fish, good with almost any color wine. Impress your dates tonight with Stish. *Screen fades back to Gro who is seen pouring the mysterious contents of the bottle over a bowl of choc losers, Gro quickly puts that under the desk. Gro: OK how udderly pathetic can that get... I mean some loser must be sitting alone at home, while his friends are out having fun with each other without him doing Lord knows what laughing it up falling madly in love, to come up with a stupid idea like that. *Gro opens yet another mysterious bottle. Gro: Next caller...(Gro puts his finger to the monitor in his ear) What the heck do you mean I made all the callers mad and no one wants to watch this show with me the only one here let alone call and talk to me FINE!!! *Gro begins to draw on the tele prompter. Gro: I'll just play tic tac....uhm hangma......I'll doodle. *Gro proceeds to draw this horrendous picture of what looks like a person. Gro: Ahh forget it..to the one lone person still tuned in I thank you personally. Gro: (semi-humming) Just sit right back and you'll hear a tell a tell of a..... *As if an idea has formed. Gro: I can show clips of previous shows...I forgot you never knew what became of us and the turkeys, as it turns out just as we were about to be devoured by the turkey for sure certain death... *Screen goes fuzzy and no audio is heard the screen fades in just as Gro's finishing up. Gro: Now wasn't that a great story whew I don't think I could tell it again...and for those of you who wonder if we wear suit pants back here behind the desk with our suit coats... *Gro stands up he is seen in a pair of Joey Boxer boxers. Gro: I didn't today since I was gonna be by myself normally I just wear my flannel pajama pants and Smo wear jeans so ha.... *Gro sits back down. Gro: Well that's all for this rather unusual episode of NGFL: Case Studies. This is Gro saying goodbye... *Screen fades to black. |