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| Case Study: Adversarial Immunities |
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Screen and music fade in. We see Smo in an arm cast and neckbrace from last episode.
Smo: Oh, it was so awful, so horrible, I thought Rachel had gotten a hold of me. Gro: Dogg, I am so sorry man, you should have chosen a better spot. Smo: Where else were we going to get a good enough signal to broadcast our show? Gro looks up into camera. Gro: Hey there. Welcome to yet another fascinating episode of NGFL: Case Studies. Smo: Back to the normal, old, plain show. Enjoy, enjoy. Gro: As you can see here, my partner was banged up pretty badly in yesterday's freak wooly mammoth accident. Smo: If you've wondered about women from the Rockies, wonder no more. Luckily I survived, but I bet not everyone does. Gro: Watch as the home video camera catches more of the action than we saw yesterday. Clips from Smo's attack are played. Gro: That looks horrible. Ouch! That had to hurt, ooh, that's awful. Smo: (Turned away from the tape) I refuse to watch such horrifying things. Tape from yesterday ends. Gro: Whew glad that wasn't me, I mean we have a special treat for you today pal. Smo hears familiar voice from the back. Voice: Hey there Smo, you stud, I've missed you so much. Smo: You *bleeeeep*!!! How dare you do this to me!! (Takes off running) The "beast" from the Rockies walks onto to stage. Everyone cringes. Gro: Oh my. Uhm, she said she was an old flame. Beast: Where's that stud at? I didn't get to finish with him yesterday. Gro: Uhh...(Points in the direction Smo ran) He went that way. Beast: You know, you're not so bad yourself. Gro: Oh yea, I really am. (Takes off after Smo) *The beast takes off after Gro. Camera follows the pursuit. Beast: You can't run from me. I have senses like an animal. Gro: (Yelling back) Cause you are an animal!! Beast: Huh? I wanted to have fun with you, but not anymore. You're running for your life now, little man. Gro: (Still running. Ponders for a second) Now that I think about it, I am little compared to her. Smo still hasn't been seen since he last left the studio. The camera continues following Gro and the beast. Gro cuts into a small park. The beast is still after him. Gro: (Breathing heavily) What am I gonna do? Gro and beast run under a big tree. After the beast passes, Smo comes down out of the tree with the infamous choco-paintball gun. Smo takes off after the beast. Smo: I'll end this quick. Smo gets the beast attention. She turns around, and Smo unloads on her. The chocolate has no effect. She begins running toward Smo. Smo: (Startled look) Uh oh! The tables have turned. (Pauses to push button on remote) Smo takes off running full speed. Gro is seen in the far background stopping and turning around to see what's going on. Gro: Whew safe at last. Suddenly Gro feels a tap on the shoulder. It's Jill. Gro: Oh hey Jill what's going on? Jill: Don't "oh hey Jill" me loser. Gro: Seems the plot has thickened. (Microwave ding is heard) Jill swings a bat at Gro and Gro ducks. Gro: No, not more running (Gro takes off) Meanwhile, Smo is being chased down by the beast. Beast: Come here cutie, I wanna SNUGGLE. Smo: You're definition of snuggle is my definition of mutilation. Save me!!!! Beast: I'll save you. Smo: The only thing you can save me from is...well I can't think of anything right now. Camera cuts back to Gro running for his life. Gro: I got it (Gro takes heads back to the studio) Why didn't I think of this before, I hope Smo didn't forget. Gro temporarily loses Jill and catches a breather. Meanwhile back to Smo and the Beast. Beast: Give up now, cause I'm going to get you sooner or later. Smo: Not over my dead body, that's what will happen if you get a hold of me. (Light bulb appears over Smo's head) I got it! (Takes off toward studio) Smo and Gro meet back up at the studio at the same time. Gro: I see you didn't forget. Smo: You know me. I never forget stuff like this. Gro: That's surprising. You forget everything else. Smo: No time for chat, let's get moving. Smo and Gro disappear into the stuido as the Beast and Jill arrive. Beast: Where did they go now? Jill: Where's that loser?! Smo steps out of the shadows. Smo: I'm ready for that snuggling. (Cringes at the thought) Beast: I knew you'd give in. Beast takes off after Smo as Smo runs back into the shadows. A commotion is heard, then a splash. Beast: (Heard from the darkness) Ahh!! I can't believe I lost. (Sudden change in the tone of voice) Mmmmmm-mmmmm, this stuff is great. Ahh, this is like heaven. Jill, appearing confused, takes off into the darkness. Another commotion is heard, than a splash. Jill: Ewwww, this is nasty. Gro: Hey Jill, you look as good in chocolate as Alisa does. Jill: Oh shut up!! The camera goes behind the shadows. The beast and Jill are seen in a vat of chocolate. Smo and Gro are standing around taunting them and laughing at them as the screen fades to black. |