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| Case Study: Raining Sweet Revenge |
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Screen and music fade in. Smo and Gro are finally sitting behind the news desk.
Gro: Hello and welcome to another episode of NGFL: Case Studies. I'm Gro and (Pointing to his left) everyone knows Smo. (Smo is seen with a nice "shiner" from yesterday's rumble) Smo: (Weakly smiles) Ugh... Gro: Well after a few interesting episodes, we're finally back behind the desk to do a show. Smo: It feels weird to be behind this desk doing nothing exciting. (Quickly turns around) You hear that? Gro: In today's episode, we're going to discuss "The Werd". Smo: Werd...(Repeadetly looks to his left then right) Who's there? Gro: (Ignoring Smo) Yes, "The Werd" just so happens to be a super individual who falls right in with the theme of our show. Smo: Hello....Hello? (Looks around in confusion) Gro: This time "The Werd" has fallen in love. Yea right! Smo: Love?! Bah! An illusion, a mere illusion. (A confused look appears on his face as he turns around.) Gro: Our buddy gets played like a drum. Smo: Boom! Boom! Ching! What is that you say? (Hits himself in the head) Gro: Anyway, the short of it is our boy meets this girl at our school, and they hit it off, date, but then she breaks it off. She still wants to be friends, though. Smo: You can't be friends immediately after a break up. It takes time. Gro: Well, this girl moves 30 mintues away, yet our boy hangs on. Smo: (Eyes go wide) Please tell me this doesn't turn out like my situation did. What?! What?! Gro: Ok, to put some facts to this, the first time the two hooked up, this girl was kinda.... well, shall we say of questionable morals. Smo: This story sounds too familiar. (Looks around) Huh!? Gro: Anyway, after she moves she gets back into contact with "The Werd", and tells him she has changed and no longer does that stuff and she wants to hook it up. Smo: The tables have turned. (Pushes button on remote) Ha! Ha! Yea! Gro: What a liar she was. Smo: Oooo, the plot thickens. (Ponders getting some kind of toy that would represent a thickening plot) Gro: Anyhow, her and "The Werd" hooked back up, and he was drug back into the same 'ole stuff, and well, one night after a "make-out" he ended up with her bra. Smo: (Looks at Gro in disbelief) That's never happened in our stories before. Gro: Yea, she changed alright. Not!! Smo: What?? No!! I can't do that! Stop! AHH! (Starts beating head) Gro: A month or so passes and "The Werd" meets this super Christian chick, and he's like, wow! Yet, he and the other girl still have unresolved issues seeing as she lied to him about several things. Smo: (Stands up and begins ramming head into the wall) NO! NO! Gro: (Still ignoring Smo) So a friend of "The Werd's" starts dating this girl, neither of them knowing about who the other one is. Smo: (Pauses action) The plot thickens once more. (Resumes ramming head into wall) ARRGGG!!! Gro: Well, as fate would have it, this fellow walked into "The Werd's" place of business, and they happened to discuss this girl. Smo: (Pauses action) The tables turn. (Pushes button on remote then resumes ramming head into the wall) Gro: Seems she had been lying to the guy about exactly which "The Werd" she had dated before. As it so happened, on the second date she slept with "The Werd's" friend along with several others, after saying she had never slept with anyone. Smo: (Pauses) I can think of a few words to describe her. NO! I will not give in!!! Gro: So, you wanna know what "The Werd" did? Smo: Tell us, tell us! I can't do it, leave me alone! Gro: He pulls her bra, yea remember the bra, out of the backseat of his car, and asks the dude to return it for him. Smo: Whoooo!!! Go Werd, go Werd!!! (Pauses, closes eyes, and begins screaming.) I will not!! Go away!! The voices in my head!!!! AAHHHHH!!!!! Gro looks at Smo in concern and realizes Smo has his monitor in his ear. Smo seems to have forgotten about it. Gro: Smo...Smo...what's wrong buddy? Smo: The voices...AHHHH!!!! Gro: Ok, don't move. I'll be back. Gro quickly head off to the control room. The door is locked. Gro: Hmmmm...let me get my lock pick. (Kicks the door in) There we go. I thought I'd find you two in here. Russanna and Alicia quickly hide the mic. Russanna: What are you talking about? Alicia: Yea, we weren't messing with Smo's head. Gro: I never said you were. Alicia: Doh!! Gro: Ha, ha, real funny you two. Russanna: Like you're gonna do anything about it. Gro: Oh, but I am. Quickly runs into the hall and unravels the fire hose. He turns it on. Gro: Ha, sorry to "rain" on your parade, but my boy doesn't need to go any crazier. (Gro does not realize he is frying the mic, and the effects are being broadcast in Smo's ear) Smo: Ahhhh....the buzzing, no voices, just buzzing in my head. Gro: (Back in control room) There, maybe you'll think twice next time. Ah, who am I kidding. Gro returns to the studio. Shoes squishing as we walks. He finds Smo still getting the frying noise in his ear Smo: I'm getting signals from aliens. They're communicatig telepathically. (Looks around in disbelief) Gro walks over and pulls the monitor out of Smo's ear. Gro: Better? Smo: Huh? Oh, heh. I guess I forgot about that. Gro: Well that's all for today. Bye, bye! The screen fades to black. |