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| Case Study: The Smo Story |
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(Screen fades in and music plays. We see Gro quickly put a bottle under his desk.)
Gro: Welcome to the second installment of NGFL: Case Studies. Smo: (Staggers in with a case of Sun-Drop...) Gro: Tonight's show is of one hsoj motherstam...thomersman...ah forget it! Smo: (speaking with slurred speech) It's Josh Smotherman... Gro: We'll just entitle this as the OhiHO incident! Smo: If you're from Ohio and not a slut or not fat and ugly...call me. Gro: It all started early in the spring of 2000. Smo: You would have to start back then. Gro: A trip we all remember well... Smo: They locked us out of a church. Gro: After a long trip to Alabama, our buddy got settled in for his nightly mack attack. Smo: I think it went the other way around...we are talking about the OhiHO here. Gro: After the visit to her hotel room, our boy and his friend made their way back to where they were staying. Smo: We had to sleep outside...in the cold....with no blankets....(shudders) Gro: To their surprise, they were locked out when they got back.. Smo: Locked out of a church at one in the morning...(lowers head in shame) Gro: So all night, our subject spent the night freezing his tail, and his poor, lonely, desperate friends tail off over chasing a female. Smo: And time continues forth... Gro: Ok, two months later, our boy lands his prey. Smo: And the plot thickens.... Gro: (chuckles) Oh, but here's where the loser part comes in... Smo: Everyone makes mistakes. Gro: Oh my (laughing harder)... Our boy gets this girl (laughing increases).. and he's the....only....guy...that didn't... (falls out of chair in laughter).. sleep with her..(busts out uncontrollably) Smo: She screwed my worst enemy!! (chugs a Sun-Drop) (Gro is still rolling on the floor in laughter) Smo: (Throws Gro a Sun-Drop) Remember your story? (Gro shuts up and composes himself) Smo: (Arrogantly states) That's what I thought. Gro: (Pulls mysterious bottle out from under desk) Hey you just back off, that wasn't me... (Pours Sun-Drop and contents of the bottle in a glass and starts to drink)...Ok, so maybe it was but at least...at least... (Gro turns up the glass and chugs it down) Smo: Easy killer...(Chugs another Sun-Drop...passes out and falls out of chair)... (snoring)...zzzZZZZzzzZZZzzzz........ Gro: (Incoherently mumbling words) Znitlhoought..I...wuzzzzz....kooolll....(Trips and falls over Smo) (Manny enters with two fine ladies that appear to be wearing boxers with his name printed across them) Manny: Poor NGFL LOSERS!!! Gro: Hey...I'm...not....... (passes out) Manny: That's all for this bizarre installment of NGFL. (Screen fades and music plays as Manny walks off with the two fine ladies) |