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Case Study: Revenge of the Jerks...uhh Maybe

* screen fades in as we see Smo and Gro rushing about the NGFL studio*

Gro: Oh man, Smo, can you believe that? Just what I was afraid of. The jerks and the girls are unifying.

Smo: Yea I know we gotta fortify the studio.

Gro: *over walkie talkie* Bud this is Gro over?

Bud: I copy Gro whatcha need?

Gro: Did you fortify all entrances?

Bud: Copy Gro we got all bases covered and the ammunition is all prepared.

Gro: Thanks Bud over.

Smo: Come on man hop in

*Smo motions for Gro to jump in the NGFL golf cart built like a tank. Gro walks around and checks out the features. It has a patented NGFL chocolate canon on the front with built in chocolate gatling guns*

Gro: Sweet dude let's go.

*Girls are seen marching on NGFL studios with no sign of the jerks*

Girl 1: Go figure those jerks stood us up again.

Bud: *Over walkie talkie* This is Bud, do you two read me?

Gro: We gotcha buddie what do you need.

Bud: The jerks stood 'em up

Gro: Sweet...thanks Bud over...

Smo: *smo begins laughing* Oh man that's one of the best things I've heard all year. all 4 days of it that is.

*Smo and Gro roll around on the ground for a few minutes laughing.

Gro: Ok dude we're at our destination.

*Smo and Gro park the tank towards the front entrance and prepare for war*

Smo: Remind me again how we got ourselves into this predicament.

Gro: The world did 2 flips and a triple axle cause some jerk finished last.

Smo: Oh, of course.

*Smo and Gro turn on the PA system so the females outside can hear*

Gro: But guess what...we got the chocolate and they got what.... *gro peers outside*...oh crap dude they have torches and pitchforks. who do they think we are, frankenstein?

Smo: I dunno but it looks like Dr. Hoenstein is leading the pack.

Gro: Ho there. she is, isn't she.

Smo: You ho it.

Gro: Ho way.

Smo: Hey Gro guess what.

Gro: What????

Smo: BOMBS AWAY!!!!

* A stream of chocolate bombs are lauched out of the studio toward the mass of women.*

Gro: Haha that should slow 'em down. what. what's that they have umbrellas and ponchos!

Smo: Ahh crap they actually got smart.

Gro: NO WAY!!!

*over the PA*

Gro: We should get rid of our ammo because it's useless.

Smo: now look at that. haha! how dumb!

*The girls are seen ditching their rain gear.

Gro: Gro to BUD you read me?

Bud: Whatcha want big fella.

Gro: Let the girls in the building but prepare to surround them.

Bud: Roger that.

*Bud opens the doors and the women come rushing in. Bud's crew surrounds them. Hubbard comes running in dressed like a Haitian Witch Doctor. He begins circling the girls in gorilla movements and growling and chanting at them.

Smo: What the heck is this?! *begins laughing*

Gro: I don't know but it's hilarious!!

Bud: Hubbard?!?!

*The screen fades to black as Smo, Gro, and Bud stand in bewilderment as Hubbard continues dancing around the women.

To Be Continued...