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| Case Study: Hubb in Drag?! |
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* screen fades in as we see Hubb and Smo conversing*
Hubb: Man that was hilarious you falling throught the roof and all. Smo: Nah man the landing wasn't so sweet....but anywa Hubb:* as if not paying attention to SMO* We need to do something we can't let Gro think he's the only one around here who can get a date. Smo : Yea but what can we do neither of us can get women and I'm not... Hubb: Oh yes you ARE!!! Smo: Are what! Hubb: Exactly what you were thinking you were not gonna do... Smo: No no way I'm not that desperate to beat Gro, anyways your legs are nicer. Hubb: Yea true I got those long...uhm hey wait a minute. Smo: Good it's settled you'll dress as a female and pretend to be my date for the night. Hubb : Wait I dunno if this is a good idea. Smo: Sure it is so you better go raid your mom's closet, wear blue it brings out your eyes. Hubb: Why thanks Smo...*looks around* you stud. * "Girls just wanna have fun" is heard playing as Hubb goes through sequence of trying on his mom's clothes, he first comes out in a mini skirt and loose blouse adjusting his chest sheaks his head and goes back in the closet, next he has on another skirt and realizes his legs are to hairy, finally he settles on a red dress,with a scarf to cover his face. * *Smo's cell phone rings* Smo: Pimp daddy's hotline this is the Magic smo Juan king pimp Hubb: Hey pimp daddy you ready? Smo: That you hubb?? Hubb: Yea why you ask? Smo: I dunno your voice sounded a little girlier Hubb: Oh sorry the thong is riding up, didn't want any panty lines Smo: Hubb I'm worried about you man, but come on over and we'll head to the office Hubb: Come on out I'm here... * Gro is seen handing cash to his date as Hubb and Smo get out of the car* Gro : Check that out *laughing* Hubb in drag, stick around and watch this. *Gro's date hides as Smo and Hubb stroll arm in arm in the door with Hubb stroking Smo's hair* Smo: Gro this is my date Helga. Hubb: * Shrieking* HELGA?!?! Gro: Hi Helga you know your a very sexy woman how in the world did Smo land you? Smo: *Whispering* He's buying it. *GRo advances on Hubb* Gro: Helga you sexy woman leave Smo and run away with me, * pinches Hubbs butt* Hubb: Oh! *Gro moves closer* Gro: I just have to have you your beautiful eyes, your long legs, grabs Hubb and dips him backwards. Hubb: That's it I've had enough Gro : *laughing as he drops Hubb to the floor* Gotcha Hubb: How did you? Gro: Come on Hubb the five O'clock shadow plus you make one ugly woman... *Gro walks off with Hubb. Gro's "date" appears to be lost* Smo: Uhh... you need to find the exit? Girl: Yea. I got my money and I'm getting out of here. *Smo points down the hallway and gives her some directions and she starts to walk off* Smo: Peace. *Smo turns around to walk off when the girl turns around and stops him* Girl: Uhhh...hey....uhh...would you mind walking with me? Smo: You want me....to walk you out? Girl: Yea. Is that a problem? Smo: Well the only problem is that my mom told me not to talk to strangers. Girl: *smiling* Well, my name is Ashely. And my mom also told me not to talk to strangers, but I was going to make an exception. Smo: They call me Smo, but my name is really Josh. Ashely: Well, Josh...will you walk me out now? Smo: Of course I will. Let's go. *Smo walks off with Ashely as the screen fades to black* |