*Screen fades in on Smo and Hubb, who are just sitting back*
Hubb: Do you think the big guy upstairs is ever going to write an Owners
Manual for Women.
Smo: We could only wish.
Hubb *stroking the beard like he always does when he wants to act smart*:
Hmmmm... Maybe he did write one and we just lost it along the way. I mean with
how many times mankind has lost the remote between the couch cushions .....
Smo: Not to mention those cassette tape cases .... do you know just how many
cassette tapes I have without cases? It's chaos!
Hubb: Cassette Tapes?
Smo: Ya know, in the '80's ..... before CD's ....
Hubb: Oh yeah ... you still own those things?
Smo: Well ... I uhhh... Anyway, you were talking about the anomaly known as
women.
Hubb: Yeah, I can't figure it out. Everytime you think you have 'em figured
out, everything changes. It's like a game that has new rules every time you
try to play.
Smo: Hey, and your not looking at an expert over here. I've taken more than my
fair share of abuse and emotional heartbreak.
Hubb: And women wonder why guys are always the way they are. It's because the
female mind has so complicated things that we've reverted to our simpliest
state. To qoute Jeff Foxworhy: "All that's on a man's mind is 'I want a beer
and I want to see something naked."
Smo *laughs*: Gotta love Foxworthy.
Hubb: I mean, I'd love to have more than that. I'm all for the "true love and
settling down" thing, but ..... well, as someone once said "Nice Guys Finish
Last".
Smo: Hmmmm.... I like that. I may have to use that ........
*Things take a slight twist as the door opens and Gro stumbles in. His eyes
are bloodshot and his hair is heading in all kinds of directions.*
Hubb: G-Dawg, another night on the town?
Gro: HUBB! I wish, because I'm going to need to drink something here in a
second.
Smo: Gro's got the luck of the late shift these days.
Gro: 9 PM to 6 AM!
*Hubb tries not to laugh but chuckles at the idea of working overnight at a
hardware store*
Gro: It's nothing but cruel and unussual punishment!
Hubb: Take it easy man. *stands* I know just what you need to get yourself
back on track. I've got a nice supply back at my dorm room, let's drink it up
and forget all about this stuff.
Smo *stands*: I'll go for that.
Gro: Heck yeah! Let's forget about these women and forget about work and
classes and everything else.
Smo: We'll call up Bud and get the "Core Four" together tonight. Let's throw a
few back and smoke it up.
Hubb: And we'll drink the night away .....
*The three of them out out to do some damage*
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