Case Study: Revenge of the Jerks...(cont)


*Screen fades in where we left off last show*

Gro: Hub man what are you doing?

*Hubbard looks up realizing his stupid looking state*

Hub: Thought I'd improvise and scare them off.

Smo: Oh brother.

Gro: Hub move.

*Hub is grabbed before he can get away from the mob*

Head female: Ha! can't shoot us now we have your man.

Gro: I knew I should have been down there. fat people are harder to kidnap.

Smo: Hey look!! (Points) It's Chuck Yeager!

*All the girls turn around and forget about Hubbard. Hubbard runs off.

Smo: Oh you missed him. He's just too fast.

* Gro begins laughing uncontrollably*

Gro: Oh man that was great. Whew

Bud: Fire.

*Everyone squeezes their trigger and nothing happens.*

Gro: Bud what's going on???

Bud: Uhm I dunno...uhhh this isn't good.

Smo: I think the word doh! fits in right here.

*Hub joins the rest of the guys.*

Hub: We soaked 'em in chocolate yet?!

Gro: No Hub. Bud got defective weapons....

*Hub tosses Bud off the catwalk where everyone has gathered into the pit of ladies. Bud begins screaming for his life.*

Smo: Uhhh, Hubbard? You ok man?

Hubbard: Yea, why wouldn't I be?

Smo: You just tossed Bud into the ladies' pit.

Hubbard: Haha, I did? I did!!! Oh my, gosh. (Hubbard jumps over the edge and into the pit) I'll save you, Bud!! Please forgive me!!

*Loud THUD is heard*

Hub: Ouch that wasn't fun....

Gro: Stupid...

Smo: Yea but did you see him flop over the edge that was hilarious....

Gro: So what do we do now??? We have no ammo and a mob of angry chicks?

*both give each other the look and head towards the tank *

Smo: It's do or die

Gro: Let's roll

*Smo and Gro head off in the tank right through the center of the mob one by one the mob runs after them, smo and Gro pull through a thick black curtain and drive behind another wall*

Gro: Here's the thing we've all been waiting for.

*One by one a splash is heard just off stage until all are gone*

Smo: Haha yes it worked they are all in the...

*Smo stares off into the pit and finds the mob in*

Gro: Ha ha yes apple sauce bet you all thought there was chocolate in that pool.

Smo: Ha ha fooled you well that's all for

* Hub and Bud come running across stage through the scene*

Hub: We're comming we'll save youuuuuuu

*SPLASH*

Gro: Well looks like THAT'S the end of the show peace out.

*screen fades to black






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