NGFL

	Sign In Sign-Up

Case Study: Even Pimps Get the Shaft

*Screen and music fade in.

Hubbard: Good evening sports fans. Welcome to another NGFL: Case Study. This is the Hubbster bringing you the introduction to our show. Now let's head over to the founders themselves, the original NGFLers, Smo and Gro.

*Recorded applause is heard as camera pans to Smo and Gro behind the desk.

Smo: Good evening folks. I'm Smo and beside me is Gro. Before we get into the story, I would like to take some time to introduct you fine viewers to our cast. First off, let's introduce our man Jason. Here's a pic to help you visualize.

Gro: What a fine member. He will never let us down.

Smo: Yes, our man Jason is quite talented. He's a really cool guy, too. Now on to our next member, Manny.

Gro: Manny the least experienced of all NGFL'ers yet still my hero.

Smo: This pic is what you'll find Manny doing when the women are in bed or he's just taking a break from all of them. Up next, we have our security guard Bud.

Gro: What a loser Bud almost got kicked out for non-NGFl activities.

Smo: That's Bud rolling one up all right. Next up we have our in-studio announcer, Hubbard.

*Recorded applause is heard.

Gro: The man himself the Hubbster.

Smo: That's voice behind NGFL. Thank you Hubbard for all you do. Now, time for the goodies. Next, I will show you Gro, then myself. So next up, Gro.

Gro: Quick on to the next pic.

Smo: Lookin' good there Gro. Now, here is me.

Gro: Uhm SMo???

Smo: (face turns red) Oops, wrong picture. Here we go. And now I present to you Smo.

Gro: Hail to the chief!!!

Smo: (rolling in the floor laughing) Oh man, that's not the right one either but whoooo... that's hilarious. Hahahahaha!!!! (tries to compose himself) Ok, let's see if I can get it right this time. Here's Smo.

Gro: What a stud.

Smo: There we go! Finally, got it.

*Hubbard is heard laughing hysterically. Smo clears his throat loudly and Hubbard slowly comes to a stop.

Hubbard: Heh, sorry Smo. I was still laughing at that second pic you put up for yourself.

Smo: You are forgiven this time. Now, on to the story. Hubbard, take it away.

Hubbard: Today folks we bring the story of....WHOA!! This can't be...(Hubbard covers the mic)... Smo is this right? (Smo is seen nodding head) Well ok, today's story is about the pimp himself. Manny Fresh. I can't believe of this. Anyway, back to you Smo.

Smo: Thank you, Hubbard. I do understand your disbelief. Yes, folks, today we bring a story about the NGFL pimp himself, Manny Fresh. Gro, tell the nice people what happened to the man.

Gro: Ok so here it is our boy Manny fresh being the nice guy pimp he is has a soft heart. And well, seeing as his friend down the hall totally dumped this really nice girl, making her feel so out of the game and rejected, he decided to help her out and just be there for her.

Smo: Seems like an easy task for the pimp.

Gro: So they hung out for awhile at her pad and chilled and watched movies, ya know, just being all cool and stuff.

Smo: Still pimpin'. Everything seems normal.

Gro: Well, while he's hanging at her place he starts noticing the girls roomie. A hottie nonetheless.

Smo: Hmmm, things could get complicated.

Gro: Anyway, as he describes, it she's totally anti-boyfriend on the account of her ex being a jerk (go figure).

Smo: As always, jerk has to ruin it all for the nice guy.

Gro: Well Mr. Fresh, being the smooth man he is, get's her AOL name and starts being all nice and sweet and talking to her on AOL and growing closer and closer to her by the day.

Smo: Things are still looking all right.

Gro: And so it goes on for a little while and our boy Manny starts developing a thing for this girl, an actual "man I wish she'd date me cause she's hot and nice and cool and I don't know if I can find another like this" thing.

Smo: Oh no, he let's his pimp guard down and look what happens. It's a shame. He should have gotten the latest upgrade.

Gro: So anyway like all NGFL stories what happens? She starts talking to the jerk again.

Hub: Hate to interrupt but it's time for a commercial break!!!!

Commercial: Ever wish that stupid rash would go away? Ever wonder why girls won't come close to you then realize it's because you've got an enormous red blob on your face? Embarassing huh? Try Ski Mask. Ski Mask is an environmentally safe product with no side effects. Ski Mask is simple to use and effctive. So try Ski Mask today.....Warning........not recommended for use in gas staions or any other stores.

Hub: Welcome back and on with the story.

Gro: Oh dude wait I'm being paged to my computer Smo take over.

*Gro runs off stage.

Smo: Here's another picture to give you a break from this stressful show.

Smo: Liberty, Justice, and the American way. That's it folks. Hubbard take 'em out of here.

Hubbard: Adios amigos.

*Screen fades to black.