Case Study: Just Another Day


*Music fades in as we see Smo & Gro sitting in their respective postions behind the desk.

Hub: Hello and welcome to NGFL:Case Studies *coughing* we still kind of have the effects in our lungs from yesterday's big stink but I think we can carry on, now to Smo and Gro.

Gro: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to yet another wondeful show.

Smo: Come on Mr. Lame can't you do something other than every other show opening I mean come on can't we be original.

Gro: I agree I agree so how about this.

*Screen comes down in front of Smo and Gro and a 3D version of the letters NGFL appear rotating and flashing as the screen rises. a laser show ensues bouncing off the walls of the studio. finally putting the image of the letters, N-G-F-L, in behind our 2 hosts. Gro gets up on the desk as Green Day comes out behind him to play the theme song live while he sings. the song closes and Gro resumes his seat in his chair.

Smo: I'd have settled for a simple wassup how's it goin or Yo this is NGFL.

Gro: Well ya know.....gotta be original

*screen zooms into Gro

Gro: Today's story is about a man who let's himself get played, knows it's happening to him but lets it happen anyway knowing this female will never like him the way he hopes for.

Smo: WHoa an actual case study. this is crazy.

Gro: Well we gotta stay true to our name somehow.

Smo: so on with it man on with it.

Gro: OK anyway this takes place in the workplace of our subject. It all started about 2 or 3 weeks ago when the brilliant minds our guy works for decided to hire in even more people to an already full workforce.

Smo: our stories are beginning to revolve around work to much. note to self: even though you already are a bum and don't have a job, don't get one cause it will provide one too many Case Studies for the NGFL website. another note to self: remember the previous note to self.

Gro: Anyway one day he's working and in comes this fine girl to work and of course the first thing our guy thinks is, ok how can I get to know her.

Smo: note to self: in case, and in extreme case, you do get a job, and if at this job a fine lady starts working there... quit and go somewhere else... note to self: remember the past 3 notes to self.

Gro: So being the smooth individual he is, he slides down to where she is working to help her out and spends the rest of the night talking to her.

Smo: I bet this turns out to be "not so smooth", poor guy. note to self: don't be smooth unless you become a pimp or Mel Gibson and also remember the last 4 notes to self... note to self: remember the previous 5 notes to self

Gro: By the time he had left work that night he was falling head over heels.

Smo: Dude's either desperate or uhhh desperate or he could be...well i don't know quite the word I'm looking for. note to self: the old truth never fall for anyone at work still applies to the present... note to self: remember the previous 6 notes to self

Gro: What a loser I mean ok he got the opportunity to work with her again the following week and ended up only setting himself up.

Smo: note to self: it is imperative not to set yourself and to remember the previous 7 notes to self... note to self about notes to self: remember all these notes to self.. yes, self, all 8 of them, and i'm sure there will be more

Gro: He found himself going into work when he didn't have to just to hang out and be around her. ha geek and what did she do???

Smo: probably nothing...this is NGFL you know? note to self: Gro asks unnecessary questions sometimes... note to self: it is not imperative to remember the previous note to self but do remember the 8 before that one

Gro: She played it to her advantage seeing the obviousness of our hero's like for this damsel. she got him to stick around and various other little things tightening her grip over him.

Smo: some hero if the damsel controlled him. note to self: screw these stupid notes to self, I've got enough to remember as it is!

Gro: So how does it end you ask?

Smo: No I don't have to ask, I know. This is NGFL!

Gro: it hasn't. our local loser is still chasing headlong after this girl.

Smo: Some people just never learn. Some people just need smacked sometimes.

Gro: that's it for today... adios

*screen fades to black.






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