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Case Study: Unexpected Return

*screen fades in. we see Gro deep in thought in his office deep in the NGFL studio

Hubbard: *whispering* Hey we're spying on Gro. this is NGFL: CASE STUDIES and I am the mighty Hubbster. now on with the show, and shhhhh, be quiet, we don't want Gro to know we're here.

*Gro is sitting behind his desk with his trusty old Alverez six string in his lap just kinda strumming as he's thinking outloud

Gro: What a day what a day what a . . . . . . moron I am to think she even cares, ha who am I kidding. This is stupid. I need to get up and stop thinking about this. I've got a show to do (looks at the time and stands up) oh man it's time to start. hope Smo's prepared to go without me for awhile.

*Gro sits back down

Gro: Ah he can handle it. he's a big boy. I think I'll throw a few darts.

*Gro picks up three darts with NGFL on the tail and aims for a picture on the center of the board. the camera zooms in to show the picture of the day, none other than the OhiHO herself. the camera pans to the garbage cans where we see pictures of Alisa, Olivia, Russanna, Jill and Ella.

Gro: I can't believe that hooch would comeback to town to ruin Christmas. talk about the GRINCH who stole Christmas. she puts Jim Carey to shame.

*Gro leaves the darts stuck in the board and moves back over to his desk, we see him pick up a picture but don't get a clear view of who it is.

Gro: Ha what a sap I am.

*A knock is heard

*Gro quickly stashes the picture in his desk.

Gro: Come on in.

*Smo enters and takes a seat in front of Gro's desk

Gro: Whatcha need???

Smo: Nada thought I'd come chill.

Gro: Well what about the show aren't we supposed to be on?

Smo: Nah canceled it for the day

Gro: oh ok any word about whether or not we'll have trouble from you know who today??

Smo: You know who?

Gro: I thought you knew she came back for Christmas?

Smo: Who came back for Christmas?

Gro: (motions Smo to come closer. whipsers in Smo's ear)

*Smo falls over onto the floor. He lies there motionless.

Gro: Picks up his walkie talkie (in his best militant voice) Bud this is Gro tighten up security on the perimeter put snipers on the roof and bring me some smelling salt and a 2 buckets, fill one with water.

Bud: 10-4 sir...

*Bud shows up with the smelling salt and 2 buckets

Bud: Sir I understand the bucket of water and smelling salt but what is the other bucket for?

Gro: Just watch....

*Gro puts the smelling salt under Smo's nose and then proceeds to dump the water on him. he sets the bucket next to Smo just as he wakes up.

Smo: (groggily like he's sick) You said she's ba.....

*Smo begins to hurl in the extra bucket*

Bud: Oh she's back....

Smo: ...ck. Oh man, give me something to get this taste out of my mouth. I need a nice cold IBC, a (hurls)......crap I forgot what I was going to say. I need a couch or something, dude.

*Smo crawls over to a small couch and manages to pull himself up onto it.

Smo: She's not supposed to be back until January. What the (beeeeeeep) is going on? (hits himself in the head a few times)

*An alarm goes off in to the studio. Gro quickly looks up to his LED screen above his door. It reads Code 43f.

BUD: 43f, oh no, a 43f, OH MY GOODNESS WHAT WILL WE DO WITH A 43f!!!!!!!! HELP SOMEONE PLEASE HELP US!! WE'RE GONNA DIE WE HAVE A 43F.....uhhhh, what's a 43f?

Gro: The pizza's here have it sent up.

Bud: oh.

Smo: You told me she was back and then decided to have pizza?! You fool!! The last thing I feel like doing is eating. Especially pizza, ugh.

Gro: So I'm hungry and Hub ordered it anyways, not me.

*A knock on the door is heard

In unison: Come in!

*Bud, Smo and Gro's jaws all drop to the floor and their eyes light up with terror as the door swings wide open and in walks the OhiHO with HUB's pizza

Smo: Uhhh, Bud, I thought you had this place secured.

Bud: My men?!?!?! What have you done with my men!?!?! (begins crying like a baby) We're done for, we're really done for.

*Hubbard is heard screaming. Ahhhh, the smell!!! Help!!!

Gro: (covering his nose) Oh great this is the last thing I needed today some smelly hooch coming up into my office and ruining the smell in here. someone toss her a mint or dogbone or something.

*Hubs comes bolting into the room and just as he does the OhiHO opens her mouth to reveal an awful stench just as the guys try to escape they all pass out onto the floor in sheer helplessness.

Voice: It appears the NGFL boys have finally met their match. The OhiHO is finally going to get the revenge it has been seraching for for so long. This will probably be the last time I get to do this. Oh dear, I'm going to be without a job, I'll have to give up my home, my car. (Begins crying) Why couldn't I have gone with the NGFL guys. Things would have been so much better. (Door is heard) What is this? A ray of hope, sunshine through the storm clouds, woo hoo!!! Manny and Jason have just entered the studio, and of course there are 3 fine ladies following Manny.

*Camera goes to Manny and Jason who are looking around trying to find someone.

Manny: Hey guys?!! Anybody here?

*A commotion is heard in Gro's office.

Jason: Hey man, you gonna go check that out? I'll stay here with your girlfriends. (evil grin)

Manny: Yea I'll go see what's up. (Manny walks over to Gro's office)

*Jason begins flirting with the ladies.

Jason: So, what's your name?

Girl 1: Are you rich? Do you drive a Beamer? Are you a nice guy?

Jason: Uhhh, no, no and I like to think so.

Girl 2: Then get lost. Nice guys always finish last.

Jason: Geez, I didn't want to associate with you gals anyway. I'll go help Manny.

*Meanwhile in Gro's office.

Manny: What's happened in here? Everyone is passed out.

*The OhiHO jumps out from the behind the door and gets in Manny's face.

Manny: Ahhh man. I know what happened now. They all passed out from that stench. Geez. Who are you?!

Beast: I am your worst nightmare....the OhiHO.

*Jason appears behind Manny.

Jason: Whoa!! (pulls out a gas mask and puts it on) Good thing I happened to have this in my pocket.

Manny: Oh I've heard about you.

Beast: You're going down with the rest of these guys.

Manny: That's what you think.

*Manny snaps his fingers and the 3 find ladies appear behind him wearing leather suits and sunglasses. Jason appears wide-eyed.

Jason: You guys changed fast.

Manny: Take care of this problem girls.

*The girls wipe the floor with the beast as Manny gets 8 buckets and 4 packs of smelling salt. Jason stands in awe as he watches the girls take care of the OhiHO.

Manny: Great job girls now let's wake these guys up.

*Manny places 4 of the buckets beside each of the victims. He then distributes the buckets of water and smelling salt to his ladies. They wake up each of the 4 boys and, as expected, they all hurl into the buckets and groggily get up.

Smo: Ugh.. what happened to the...(hurls)....you know?

Gro: Whoa.. that was some trip.

Hubbard: Dude where did I go? My left shoe fell off while I was frolicking through that forest and I was trying to find it when it got dark and I ended up back here....

Bud: .....AAAHHHHH help? (crying) my men? where are my men?... huh? Whoa.. it's gone... what happened?

Manny: My girls saved the day and your hides.

Jason: (Walks in the office) You guys missed a great show. Woooo. I feel... let's say refreshed.

Smo: Cool....now how about a date with one of those ladies? Surely you need help handling them.

Manny: If it's ok with them.

*All 3 of the girls turn around and walk off.

Gro: Guess not. At least you tried Smo.

Hubbard: I've got to find my shoe....

*Hubbard begins walking around the studio as the screen fades to black.