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Case Study: Bringin' The House Down

*music fades in we see Smo and Gro in wrestling attire standing in the middle of a wrestling ring while Hub is in a suit and tie and Bud is dressed in military uniform*

*Hub runs to the mic in the middle of the ring*

In Studio Announcer Hub: Welcome ladies and gentlemen boys and girls to this first bout between J.F.F. and N.G.F.L. we have in this corner *motioning to Smo and Gro* we have the good guys representing truth peace happiness and all that is good the N.G.F.L. team of Smo and Gro accompanied by their manager General BUD PAIN!!!!

*motioning to the other corner*

Hub:And in the other corner we have the most disgusting vile personalities you could ever imagine representing team J.F.F. Mo and Ro accompanied by all the gorgeous females they could ever hope to cheat on in one night.

Gro: It's five knuckle shuffle time boys and I'm gonna take some retribution out on some J.F.F. hide.

*bell sounds and GRo and Ro lock up*

Gro: This is for that hot chick who could care less I'm alive thanks to you

Announcer Hub:Gro picks Ro up above his head and body slams him onto the matouch that was brutal, Gro seems to be dominating here folks as he picks Ro up off the canvas and whips him into the ropes. OHHHH that had to hurt did you see that folks just as Ro was returning from the ropes GRo caught him with a boot to the head.

*Gro tags in Smo*

Announcer Hub: What's this Smo is letting Ro tag in his partner? I guess he has a little retribution to pay on MO. Mo charges toward Smo and OH MY FOLKS DID YOU SEE THAT....Smo just layed MO out with a spinning back heel kick I head that one from all the way up here.Look out SMo's going to the top rope oh here we go the pattented Smo drop...........ouch that one will leave a mark. Smo tags Gro in...whats this Gro's going to the top rope? What's SMo doing oh man he's got MO in position for a pile driver. Oh no Gro leaps from the top rope shoving Mo's feet down with excessive force that has to be the hardest pile driver I've seen anyone take in years.

*All 4 contestants go at each other in the ring.

Hubbard: All right sports fans, it's time for some serious down in the dirt wrestling here tonight. We've got all 4 guys in the ring going at it. Smo is taking on Mo, and Gro is taking on Ro. WHOA!! Smo takes a beating on that missed opportunity. Smo thought he could land that double-flip 360 twist leg drop but boy Mo showed him.

*Smo lays on the ground in extreme pain Hubbard: Mo just laid an elbow drop from the top of the ropes. Poor Smo's getting his butt whooped now. What's this?!?! Gro and Ro are both rolling around on the ground. They look like a couple chickens who got their heads cut off. OH! Back to Smo and Mo over here. Smo still hasn't recovered from that elbow drop. Mo is showing him who's boss while the ladies surround the ring, taunting Smo and Gro.

*Bud is shown trying to talk to one of the ladies. She ignores him and walks away. He chases after her. Two of the ladies go and sit down with Hubbard.

Hubbard: Look at.... (Looks over) Why, hello. What do I owe this pleasure?

*Girl slaps Hubbard and walks off.

Hubbard: Thanks a lot you little.... nevermind, back to the fight. Gro and Ro are still rolling around like a bunch of headless chickens while Mo is continuing the beatdown on Smo. Oh, Smo finally makes his way up and manages to lay a right cross on Mo. Looks like a comeback folks. Smo staggers around punching thin air while Mo just stands back and laughs at him. The girls are still surrounding the ring. I don't know what's going to come of this.

*Hubbard jumps up on top of the announcer's booth. Looking around the studio, he valiantly rips his shirt off and let's out a roar. He jumps into the ring.

Hubbard: Since you guys are doing anything, it's time for Hulk Hubb to wreak havoc.

*Hubbard pulls Gro away from Ro and throws him across the ring. He picks up Ro and throws him into the corner. Hubbard runs over and slams Ro into the post, then proceeds to lay numerous punches on him. Ro falls to the ground and Hubbard pulls him out to center ring. Hubbard climbs on the top rope.

Hubbard: Muwahahaha time for the triple axe kick sumo drop.

*Hubbard jumps off as graceful as a ballerina and lands the drop perfectly. Leaving Ro on the ground, Hubbard goes and steps between Smo and Mo.

Hubbard: I'll take care of this Smo. (Pushes Smo out of the way)

*Hubbard drops Mo with a stunner then kicks him a few times while he's down. He drags him to center ring and props him on top of Ro. Hubbard climbs to the top rope and performs the twirling flying HUB.*

Gro: * groggily from the corner* Whoa Hub's gone beezerk!!!

Smo: That was awesome!! (Begins jumping up and down in excitement) Go Hubbard, go Hubbard, go Hubbard, GO!!!!! Whooooo!!!!!

*Gro Climbs to the top rope as Smo and Hubbard drag the JFF members to the corner where Gro is, Smo then climbs climbs the top rope and stands on Gro's shoulders.

Gro: Time for the NGFL death drop.

Smo: (Fire in his eyes) Muwahahahahahaha...... Ayyyyiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (Appears to be charging up)

*After screaming for a few moments, Smo jumps off of Gro's shoulder's and lands an elbow on the victims. The camera shakes violently from the impact and the ring caves in. Dust flies up in the air and all gets quiet. Minutes pass by with no action. It appears all the contestants have been seriously injured and maybe even....aaaaahhhhhh...dead.....

Cameraman: Oh my gosh.... I don't think that was in the script.

*Cameraman sets the camera down and walks in front of it.

Cameraman: Folks, I don't know what has happened, but we've looked over the script, and this wasn't part of it. We're getting medical help out here immediately and we'll keep you posted.....

*Shuffling is heard from the caved in ring.

Cameraman: Oh, we have movement.

*A hand is seen grabbing for something solid. Hubbard rises out of the rubble. He finds a sturdy place and stands up in a Tarzan pose. He begins beating his chest and yelling...

Hubbard: Aiiiyeeeeeeeee Aiyeeeeeeee N______________________ G__________________________ F_______________________ L__________l____________________ aiyeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Hubbard turns around and bends over and pulls Smo out of the rubble. Smo jumps down to the ground and gives a 2 thumbs up to the camera. Then Hubbard pulls out Gro, and they both jump down off the ring.

Hubbard: Oh yea, woooooo!!! Stylin'!!! Wooooooo!!!

Gro: That was awesome man. (Gives high fives to Smo and Hubbard)

Smo: We opened up a can of whoop *beeeeeep* on 'em. Ooooooohhhhh Yeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh. (Pumps arms and shows "muscles" to the camera)

*Screen fades to black.