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Case Study: Halloween Special
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*Screen fades in as we see the studio covered in cobwebs and candles.
Dark voice: From the deep dark caverns of the NGFL Studios lies a terror no one can describe. In here lies a horror
too unspeakable to mention. A terror pent up and only released on Halloween. Welcome to the NGFL Halloween Special.
*Bloody NGFL logo appears on the screen.
*Camera pans to show Gro sitting under the NGFL desk with the mic. He is dressed in a wizards suit.
Gro: Hello, welcome, and Happy Halloween. *crawls out from under the desk and stands* I'm and Gro and this goul is . . .
uhh, where's Smo?
*Smo swings through the studio on a vine.
Gro: Doh! come back Tarzan. As you see we have prepared for the holidays and boy do we have a few tricks and treats for you.
*Hubb walks through in a G-string with dollar bills hanging out.
Gro: Ugh! What a trick. Anyway, we have a special scary NGFL Halloween story.
*Manny walks in dressed in his pimp suit along with 2 girls.
Gro: I see you neglected to dress up for this. Well on with the story.
*Smo walks through the scene dressed as a wookie.
Gro: It was a dark and stormy halloween night her at NGFL HQ.
Manny: Aren't they all?
Gro: *Ignores Manny* Things seemed normal except for the weather of course. Smo and I had just settled into our chairs to enjoy some
quiet and relaxing drinks before we split for teh night. All was silent except for the chiming of the NGFL clock. Silently we sat until
we heard it.
Manny: What kind of a noise? A vile hideous screeching?
Gro: No the microwave. We were waiting on our popcorn for three minutes. Anyway, like always Smo split to retrieve the goodies
while I took the time to enjoy the solitude. That's when I first sensed it.
Manny: What?
Gro: The presence of something vile. It was a familiar stench from a familiar wench. Thirty passed and no word from Smo. This combined
with my sense of something there alarmed me. But I was for sure we had rid ourselves of such a vile creature. One that has wreaked
havoc on Smo...so I went to search for him.
Manny: Bad move.
*Smo walks through dressed as a dutch girl holding gingerbread holding Hubb's hand who is dressed as a dutch boy with a candy cane.
Gro: *Shudders* No kidding. Back to the story. So there I was, heading towards where Smo should be. The smell of "it" thickening
as I went. Then I saw it! An empty popcorn bowl and Smo passed out on the floor. Holding onto...and old sweatshirt that beloned to....
....*evil music begins building up*......the......OhiHO!!!! *da da da*. Durn bugger went to sleep in the floor and ate all my popcorn
before hand.
Manny: You mean she didn't come back.
Gro: No Smo was just being pathetic.
*Hubb trudges back by dressed as a pirate.
Hubb: ARG, Matey!!!
Manny: What a rip off. That wasn't scary.
Gro: You get what you pay for.
*Suddenly the lights go out and all movement in the studio comes to a complete halt. It is so dark you can't even see your hand
in front of your face. No one is speaking...you can't even hear them breathing.*
Smo: Mmmmph....
Gro: *whispering* What was that, Smo?
*No answer as they all remain frozen trying to figure out what is going on. The light comes back on. Gro is still in the same place
where he was. Hubb is lying on the floor nude with a pair of boxers over his head, and Manny is standing on his head.
Gro: *looking around* What just happened? Where's Smo?!
Manny: The lights went out dude.
Gro: No sh... nevermind. Why are you standing on your head?
Manny: I heard it makes your boobs bigger.
Gro: *walks over and kicks Manny* You idiot! You're a male, why do you want big boobs?
Manny: Oh yea, I seem to have forgotten who I was.
Gro: Where is Smo?
Manny: I don't know.
*Gro and Manny stand in confusion trying to figure out what has happened to Smo. Suddenly a crash is heard backstage as a familiar
odor fills the studio.
Gro: *coughing* Oh my... *suddenly stiffens in fright* Oh my!! It's...it's....it's that stench... that awful stench.
Manny: What stench?
Gro: The one I was talking about in that story.
Manny: OOOOHHHH!! Now this is really cool. You're story is becoming a reality.
*With instincts like a cat, Gro goes into defensive mode and slowly makes his way backstage.
Gro: *motions to Manny* Come on Manny, be very quiet and follow me. That stench is the one that belongs to OhiHO.
Manny: *shudders* Oh no! We're in for a treat.
*Gro and Manny work their way backstage and see one room at the end of the hallway with a light on. The hallway is being
lit by this lone light. Manny and Gro slowly and quietly make their way down the hall and stand outside the room peeking in.
Gro: *whispering* There's Smo. He's.....*freakish look appears on his face* He's handcuffed to the bed. He's unconscious and...
*The camera pans around showing a "great" shot of the vile OhiHO. She has a whip and is wearing sexy lingerie.
OhiHO: I know you're not conscious Josh, but I'm sure you can still hear me. I've drugged you up and in about 10 seconds you should
come to in a very screwed up state of mind. You will not know what is going on around you, and you won't remember a thing.
*Sure enough 10 seconds later Smo begins moving around and moaning like he just woke up and feels like crap.
OhiHO: Hey baby. Since you would never have sex with me, I've come to finally get what I wanted those whole 4 months. Tonight your
body will be mine. You'll enjoy it, and you will treat me as good as you always did. And you will do all this despite of how
I treated you. I cheated on you cause I couldn't get any from you. It's been one year and 5 months and I've longed for you body
the whole time because I never got sex from you. I've had sex with every man I've ever been with, and I will get it from you, too.
Your will won't stop you now. My drugs are too powerful.
*Camera goes back to Manny and Gro.
Gro: Oh my...oh my...oh my.... We've got to freaking do something. This is horrible. My little buddy is about lose his virginity to that!
I've got to honor his will and not let this happen.
Manny: Gro..calm down, you can't go in there. She'll eat you alive. You know that.
Gro: I can't let this happen to Smo. I've go to do...
*Gro stops in mid sentence and charges into the room.
Gro: I will not let you touch him in anyway! He's my buddy and I'm honoring his will to not give in to you!
*OhiHO turns around with her whip and strikes Gro down to the ground. His body turns to stone except for his head.
OhiHO: Now you get to sit here and watch me as I take advantage of your friend.
*Gro breaks into tears and begins sobbing heavily.
Gro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OhiHO: *very seductively* Oh yes. *She walks over to Gro and teasinly rubs his cheek with the whip.*
*The OhiHO gets up on the bed and begins to make her moves on Smo when Hubb comes waddling into the room on his knees with his boxers
still on his head.
Hubb: Can someone please take these off me?
*Manny walks in and removes the boxers from Hubb's head.
Hubb: *screaming in horro* OH MY FREAKING...AHHHHHHH! PUT THEM BACK ON! PUT THEM BACK ON!!!!! HURRY!!
*Manny puts Hubb's boxers back on his head.
Hubb: Thank you very very very very much! What just blinded me?
Gro: *very casually* The OhiHO has come to have sex with Smo because he would never give it to her when they were together.
Hubb: Why don't you do something?
Gro: Because she turned me into stone from my neck down and is making me watch.
*Manny begins watching the activities on the bed.
Hubb: We've got to do something. I'm real sorry I didn't get to see you as a statue but as soon as the light lit up... it lit up big!
Gro: Yea I know...what can we do?
*As if hearing Gro, Manny walks over in pure pimp fashion and sits down on the bed and enters conversation with the OhiHO.
Gro: Manny's got her occupied. If something's going to be done... it has to be now!!
*Hubb stands up and bravely takes the boxers off his head. Just as he is about to take action something happens.
Hubb: What the....?!?!
*The boys good buddy John from the episode Nightmare Strikes Back busts into the room singing Barney songs.
*John comes to a screeching halt when he sees what's on the bed.
Gro: John?!
John: *screaming like a little girl* AAAAHAHHAHHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH!
*Everyone cringes as John's scream fills the studio. Suddenly all attention is on him. OhiHO reaches for her whip when John lets
out a bellowing, long-lasting fart filling the room with a nasty stench and a green gaseous cloud.
Gro: Ugh!!
*The OhiHO passes out and falls to the floor as the Gro's body begins turning back to normal. After the stench and cloud have
subsided everyone rises to assess the situation.
Gro: Ok, first. Someone get a box, put that nasty thing in it, and address it to Antarctica.
Manny: I'm on it!
Gro: Next..Hubb let's get Smo uncuffed and try to revive him.
Hubb: I'm on it!
*The group goes about their business as the screen slowly fades out.
*The screen fades back in as we see the guys chilling in the studio lobby.
Smo: What exactly happened tonight?
Gro: You don't want to know.
*The rest of the group joins in agreement as the screen fades to black. The bloody NGFL logo flashes onto the screen and an evil
laugh echoes.
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