|
|
| Case Study: Dream On |
|
*Screen fades in and we see Gro surrounded by beautiful women.
Beautiful Woman #1: Oh, Gro. I don't know why we haven't noticed you before. Beautiful Woman #2: You're such a strong man. Beautiful Woman #1: Yea and I'm glad you're mine! Beautiful Woman #2: No slut, he's mine!! *The beautiful women start fighting while Gro stands and watches in pleasure and begins conversing with the two beautiful women standing with him. *Screen goes fuzzy and Gro sits up in his bed. Gro: Damn! Why did I have to wake up!! *Screen cuts to Manny, who looks lonely and depressed. Manny: Here I am in the NGFL Theater watching movies, which I love. Here's a bottle of expensive champagne, which is very nice. And...there are no... n-n-no.... women!! *begins weeping* *Manny jumps up as if he was startled. Manny: *Looks around* Whew! Good thing that was just a dream. *Two ladies sit up beside Manny in bed. Lady #1: Manny, lie back down, it's cold. *Screen cuts to Hubb skiing down the Rockies. Hubb: Could it get any better? I've got a new sports casting job at ESPN, I'm dating my one true love, and my two closest friends are on their way her to visit. *Hubb skis down the mountain to his waiting woman, whose face is hidden. Hubb's lady: Oh, I missed you so much. That was the longest hour of my life. Hubb: I know, I know. Now come here so I can. . . *Screen goes fuzzy and Bud sits up in his bed. Bud: I have got to stop dreaming about Hubb! This is disturbing. *Screen cuts to Hubb's bedroom where he is asleep in his bed. Hubb: *murmuring in his sleep* Yea, right there. Oh, oh that's the spot. Ahhh...yes...yes....yes! *The cameramen are heard whispering. Cameraman: We better stay out of this dream. I hate to go past a PG-13 rating without consulting the boss. Director: Yea good idea. Let's get out of here before the temptation gets too high. *Screen cuts to Smo sitting in his room alone. Smo: Another boring night, with no one to call and no one to hang with. Welcome to my life. *Phone rings... Smo looks over at the phone confused. Smo: Blah...probably just a salesman. *Smo picks up the phone. Smo: Hello? Person on the other side: Mr. Smotherman we'd like to offer you... Smo: *Interrupting* Unless you've got a recording contract you want me to sign or you're a hot woman with nothing to do.... leave me alone! *Smo throws the phone down on the receiver. *Phone rings moments later. Smo: What the...?!? I wished they would just leave me alone. Smo: *picking up phone* You've got the one stop shop for a mop, a hop, and an orgy provoking lollilop. How may I help you? Innocent Feminine Voice: I'm sorry I think I have the wrong number. *click* Smo: Figures. I. . . *Phone rings again. Smo: *picks up phone* Hello? *The same feminine voice speaks from the other side. Innocent Feminine Voice: Is Josh there? Smo: You've got me. Innocent Feminine Voice: Hey! How are you? Smo: *Extremely Puzzled* . . . . . . . . . . Innocent Feminine Voice: Hello? Are you there? Smo: *Snapping out of his amazement* Yea I'm here. What's up? Innocent Feminine Voice: Not much, I was just wondering what you were up to tonight? Smo: Sitting around doing nothing as usual. *Trying to figure out who's calling him* Innocent Feminine Voice: Well you should get out and do something. Smo: You have any ideas? *Still puzzled* Innocent Feminine Voice: I might. I'll be over there in a few minutes. Smo: Uhhh...all right. I'll be here. *Perplexed* Innocent Feminine Voice: Ok see ya in a few minutes. Smo: Peace. *Hangs up the phone* *Silence fills the room as Smo sits on the couch stunned and confused. Smo: What in the world is happening to me?! I know that voice but I can't figure out who it is. I guess I'll just have to wait and see. *Time passes by then a knock is heard at the door. Smo gets up to go answer it. Smo: *walking down the stairs* I'll guess we're fixing to find out what's going on. *Smo tries looking out the window to see who has come to visit, but it is too dark for him to make out her face. Smo begins unlocking the door and opens it. A blinding light fills the room. Smo: Holy.....*Smo stumbles back trying to cover his eyes. *The light fills the screen and suddenly cuts to Smo jerking upright in his bed. Smo: Ahhhh!! I was about to find out who she was. Damnit!!! *Laughing is heard in the background. Camera pans around showing Gro, Bud, and Hubb sitting on Smo's couch. Gro: Hey buddy. *Holding a spotlight in his hands* *Gro turns on the spotlight and points it in Smo's face. Smo: You dirty ...... *Smo jumps out of his bed and dives into the crowd on his couch.* Smo: You're gonna die for that!! *The screen fades out as we see a pile of human flesh throwing punches at each other. |