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| G-Men Adventures: Party Poopers |
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*Screen fades in as we see Smo's tongue come back from around the corner of the building.
Smo: All in a days work. Manny: I see you were uh... honing your special power, huh? Smo: Yea, you got it Manny... that's exactly what I was doing except for the fact that I just found out she's got a boyfriend. Manny: Hold on, watch this. (Manny puts his fingers against his temples in deep concentration) *The girl comes around the corner with her boyfriend close behind her. Female: I don't know why I thought to look in the glove box of your car. Something just told me to. Figures I'd find another girls picture and phone number. Guy: I can explain. It was only an innocent affair. I mean come on! How can you expect me to be with just one person? Female: I can't believe you after all we had. Smo: Ha.. like she's innocent. Manny: I know she's not, but I thought I could you out man. Smo: Thanks, but no thanks man. but I have to know how you knew about the other girl? Manny: (With a confident look) Don't ask man, don't ask. Smo: Uhhh, ok. (Coughs) weirdo (Coughs) *Jason approaches as Manny catches what Smo said. Jason: (Pulling an ear phone away from his ear) Wazzzup, guys?!?! Smo: Just chillin, waitin' for Bud! How about you? Jason: Chillin, chillin. *Bud approaches the group. Bud: Wuzzzzup!?!? Jason: Wuzzzup!?!? Smo: Wuzzzup!?!? Manny: Wash Cloth!!! Bud: Did he just say wash cloth? *Suddenly Bud stiffens up. Bud: Oh wait... obviously a cool guy like Manny could never do something like that. *Gro and Hubbard pull up in the NGFLmobile. Gro: Guys, hop in! We have a nice guy emergency! *The G-Men speed off in the Clunk of Funk down to a rich looking part of Jerkville where there appears to be a party going on. When the guys arrive, there are about 20 jerks picking on an innocent little nice guy. Nice Guy: Come on guys. This isn't funny. I mean she invited me. (Looks around) Jerk: We don't care who invited you. You don't belong here, plus we get a kick out of torturing you. Hubbard: Man, this is really unfair. Gro: Yea I know. There's only 20 of them. They're gonna need more than that! *A crowd of ladies gather around as the G-Men approach the jerks. Bud: I really think you should leave him alone. Jerk: Yea, well, I think you better shut it before we bash you and all your little buddies heads in, pip squeak! Bud: (Turns to the G-Men) Guys, close your eyes. *The gang of Jerks suddenly are reduced to nothing but their boxers. Hubbard: Hey what about these? *The G-Men put on their official sunglasses to avoid the witness of disrobed jerks, while the ladies point and laugh. Jerk: What the...?!?! Manny: Watch this! *The group of jerks begin waddling around like ducks. Smo: Oh, man that's great! *The nice guy sneaks off in the commotion while the girls continue laughing. Hub: Hehe, it's time to top the tree * Hub levitates the jerks to the top of a tree* Gro: Smo, see that onn top of the house? * Gro points to a flag on top of the house* Smo: Gotcha man. * Smo rips the flag off the top of the roof with his tongue leaving a bare flag pole. Gro: Jason my ladder please * Jason creates a rope ladder from his strings and before anyone knows Gro has left. The G-men flag now rests at the top of the pole. Smo: All in a days work boys all in a days work *The G-Men all pile in the Clunk of Funk and drive off into the sunset. |