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| G-Men Adventures: Enter the G-Men |
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*Screen fades in as we see six figures walking through the shadows *
Deep loud voice booms: From deep in the heart of Jerksville remain 6 guys who will take any measure and go the distance to ensure the safety of the nice guy. Gro: Guys wait. *all stop* Gro: Do you hear that. *Smo steps out of the shadows. Smo: No Gro what? Gro: Listen. * Two guys are heard arguing across the distance as our fearless heros rush towards them. we see the taller more attractive guy becoming more aggressive* Jerk: Ha I've taken your girl now I'm about to bust your head in. you want to know why? Nice Guy: No.... please man she's all I had and I don't even care about me. you're obviously tougher than I am. Jerk: shut-up peon... *off in the distance just out of sight* Smo: What a wuss... Gro: Yea but he's one of us like it or not.... Smo: ahhhh Jerk: Your time is up little man....wha..what the?? * out of the shadows walk Smo and Gro followed by Jason, Bud, Hubbard,and Manny....* Jerk: Who are you freaks . Bud: We're your worst nightmare. Hubbard: That was so lame..I mean come on *mocking Bud* We're you're worst nightmare haha that's so lame... Manny: I mean yea come on. my pet lizard could have come up with something better. Hubbard: You don't have a pet lizard. Manny: Oh yea. *In the meantime the jerk is taking off in a sprint for his life. Gro: Guy's he's getting away.... Jason: I'll stop him watch this... * Jason flattens out his wrists towards the Jerk and two thick guitar strings shoot out and wrap around him* Smo: I think I have seen that somewhere before. Gro: Nah. Hubbard: Watch this. *Hub levitates the jerk to the top of a pole and preceeds to hang him from it.* Smo: Gotta love the freaky psycho comic strips. Hubbard: All right. What do you guys want to do with him now? Gro: Feel like having some fun? Manny: Yea, watch this. *Manny looks in the direction of the jerk. The jerk begins singing the barney song. The nice guys all break up in laughter.* Smo: Sweeeeet. Bud: All right, my turn. I know he's not a girl, but we should all get a kick out of this. *Bud makes a motion with his hand and the jerk's clothes rip off of him.* Hubbard: (laughing hysterically) That is pretty funny, but please, please save our eyes. Bud: All right. (makes a motion with his hands and the jerks clothes go back on him) Manny: Smo? Gro? What are you guys gonna do? *Gro becomes a blur and the group loses sight of him. He returns to where he was currently standing in a matter of seconds.* Hubbard: What did you do? Gro: Look up there. *The group looks up to find the guy all wrapped in pink wrapping paper with little dolls over it and a big bow sealing the "package"* Smo: Haha! Now it's my turn. *Smo puts in a feather in his mouth. He looks up and his tongue comes flying out and heads up to the jerk. Smo begins using the feather to tickle the jerk.* Gro: That's torture right there...of course from what I hear...when you did that little trick the other night you almost stole another guys girlfriend. * group laughs as Smo gives a triumphant look* Smo: Yea, but I'm a nice guy. Stuff like that will never happen to me. It may look good for a while, but in the end, I'm just another nice guy finishing last. Well actually, I was playing the jerk in that part, but you know... No need to admit that and hurt my image..... *The Nice Guy approaches the group. Nice Guy: Thanks guys how can I ever repay you? Smo: No need. *Manny is seen walking off with the guy's girlfriend. Gro: MANNY...*clears his throat loudly* Manny: Oh sorry. *Manny looks at the Nice Guy and begins concentrating. Nice Guy: No it's ok, uhh Gro, right? He can take her out if he wants. I mean.. you guys did save me. Hubbard: Arg!! Why does he get that power?!?! Smo: I'm starting to wonder the same thing, and I even helped write this thing. Gro: I was thinking the same thing!! Nice Guy: Well guys, thank you very much! Hubbard: Duty calls, young friend. We are here for you're protection.... to make sure all nice guys receive what they deserve! *The group valiantly walks off into the sunset as the screen fades to black.* Deep Loud Voice: Jerks beware! The G-Men have been formed, and a revolution has begun. Muwahahahahahahaha!!!! |